Johnny Ringo

Haotong Li winning the #PGAChampionship in 2020 would be like @the_ironsheik being WWF Champ in the 80s! I love a good heel story!

How am I supposed to enjoy the #PGAChampionship if no one is at the course yelling MASHED POTATOES in DJs backswing?

You know, those astronauts were probably safer in the cold, dark nothingness of outer space than they are back in Florida, I'm jus sayin... #SpaceX #SpaceXDragon

I can't ever remember Floridians caring less about an approaching Hurricane. We usually freak out for days expecting the worst. No one really seems to be interested in this one, its kinda refreshing

The same people who can't be bothered to wear a mask for a few minutes while around other people will be the ones complaining the loudest when we ultimately have to shut down the economy again. I hate wearing a mask too, but I need my job to remain open. Just wear it!

Memo to Karen: Enough already That is all

Pretty unique strategy we have employed here in FL to combat a "2nd Wave" of Covid-19. We just kept the first one going, that way we can't be hit by a 2nd! #Floridacoronavirus

I can already see the haters lining up their putts... Lakers Win-Doesn't Count, not a real season Lakers Lose-Lebron Chokes Again

I'd like to apologize to everyone I've ever met. Until I began wearing a mask, I had no idea that's what my breath smelled like.

Regardless of you political affiliation, can we all agree the Mayor of Minneapolis has AMAZING hair?

What's Trump so fired up about??? I'd shave my eyebrows if I could get a FACT CHECK tag thrown on one of my tweets! #JayMohrSports #JayGraySports #DollarShaveClub

So good to see things getting back to normal here in Florida. And by normal I mean AWFUL news.yahoo.com/returning-bea…

BREAKING NEWS:

Channel Surfing... CNN- If you go outside you are going to die, FOX- People die every day,, nothing to see here. MSNBC- Bill Gates warned us this was coming. BBC- Outbreak is filling up Hospital Alex Jones- Obama created Covid-19 with Sandy Hook actors ESPN- #COVID19

Why do I have the distinct feeling @JayGray73 will be watching Bass Fishing or Bowling while enjoying an obscure local IPA at Gators tonight???

With Florida on the verge of re-opening, I'm looking forward to a slow return to normalcy... Guys holding up 7-11's with alligators. Woman shoplifting live lobsters down their pants. Normal, good ole Florida.

After weeks of eating at home, I can't wait to go out to a nice restaurant with my family, order some Buffalo Wings and a big, juicy Ribeye, and be told they don't have any beef or chicken

Baseball is talking about a plan involving playing games without fans in the stands. Works for us. Signed Tampa Bay Rays #JayMohrSports

I got attacked by a swarm of yellow jackets yesterday while working, stung 17 times on head, hands, back, and legs. Pain lasted about 16 hours, finally back on my feet. Now, it's PAYBACK TIME!!!