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London, England
Joined September 2010
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🚨Tour news🚨 I’m going to be doing a mini tour of smaller venues next year with some of the comedy mates. I’ll be working on all of my new ideas for my next big tour. Come see of the cookies made. Still adding a few more dates so let me know where else to come…
New York first show ✅ Really fun one, there were less references to change than I thought there would be. Here all week, tonight at 7pm. I think you’ll dig it 🤓
My New York shows start today, can’t wait🔥 So far I’ve had a slice from Bleeker St pizza, had a chicken bowl from Dig inn and got told off for leaning on the glass counter 😎
New York New York ✈️ Very surreal to be enroute to my first Off Broadway run of shows. What should I do in my downtime?
🚨I have a podcast🚨 It’s called ‘Jokes with Mark Simmons. Each episode we either chat to another comedian about jokes they can’t get to work or myself and co host Danny Ward chat about life on the road as we tour around the UK & Ireland.
You can listen in all pod places 🎧
Coming to Ireland next week! Only a handful left for Belfast. Get em quick! Then straight to New York after that. What a fortnight, can’t wait!
Show number 110 of the Jest To Impress tour. Thanks Portsmouth, one of the favourites of the tour so far, next stop Andover (Reading, Ramsgate & New York City soon too)
There was a couple at another table getting off with each other, I reported them and they have been told there’s to be no heavy pretting!
Other than that everything is going swimmingly
Tour has been unreal so far ❤️ Thank you for coming. Here are the remaining dates with availability. I’m coming back to Alnwick, who saw the 5 minutes I did there last time before I had to be subbed off? 😂
Danny’s gone AWOL so we’ve got a super sub in Lytham St Anne’s tonight. Next available shows… Bridgwater (1st Oct) Cranbrook (9th Oct) Andover (10 Oct) & Fishguard (12th Oct)
When you remember to get a photo 30 seconds before the show starts 😎 This week… Maidenhead, Lytham St Anne’s, Bradford & Chorley
🚨Dates added for 2027🚨 Can’t wait to take my new material on the road to work it up for my next big tour.
Let me know where I need to come, anywhere I didn’t make it to on my current tour?
98th Jest To Impress tour show last night in Cambridge and what a delightful crowd
Only 2 in but they were great!
Next stop Stafford…
Just me being a model looking serious because I’ve just completed some serious business updating my website with new material Mark Simmons and Friends shows for next year, we are still adding more so let me know where to come…
Mark Simmons: UK Tour Now On Sale retweeted
Hilarious show from @JokesWithMark tonight in #Cardiff @ShermanTheatre and a great opening session from Danny Ward. Also a pleasure to meet you Mark 👍🏻😂👌🏻
Do I sometimes like to book a room in the local prison to have a nap before a tour show? Guilty!
Thank you Cardiff, one of the best audiences on the tour so far, next stops Cambridge (sold out), Stafford, Selby (sold out) & Otley (sold out)
Focused and ready for Cardiff. Really enjoying performing this show again. 52 chances left to see it before I record the special. Next stop Cambridge (Sold out) & Stafford…
