Comedian/Writer/Sinner: I don’t matter.
Southern Ohio
Joined July 2011
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I don’t talk about smoking weed on stage, for the same reason that Popeye never mentions the spinach.
#WeedStock
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En USA, un streamer puteo a uno de Amazon pensando que no pasaba nada
Pero el loco lo agarro y lo revoleo como si fuera de trapo kjj
El amigo ni se animo a decirle nada
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El video parece generado por IA con anomalías como pies atravesando objetos y elementos inconsistentes. No hay reportes verificados en medios confiables de EE.UU. sobre este incidente.
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EVERYONE come to LA and vote for @spencerpratt . Even if you don’t live here, you don’t need an ID. If they ask for your ID just call them racist.
They always pour Gatorade on the coach that wins. I think they should pour lemonade on the coach that loses. You have now been Elemonaided. 🍋
#NCAANationalChampionship #Hoosiers #Hurricanes #PMSLive
These Rams jerseys are horrible. What color is that, ace bandage?
Nothing looks tougher than having yellow stripes down your legs.
#WorstJerseyEver #RamsHouse #NFL #RavensFlock #Patmcafee
These Rams jerseys look like they still smoke in the house. 🏠 💨
#RamsHouse #NFL #RavensFlock #Patmcafee
Apparently, in football you’re allowed to cheat, as long as it’s within one yard.
This does not apply to marriage.
#MNF #Cheifs #Jacksonvillejaguars
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The shit that needs to stop in this country
When I stood up there with Trump… I knew ppl would try to take me down and be out to get me… which happened
Sad world we live in
Hoping Charlie pulls through 🙏🏿
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The Left lectured us for the last decade about the dangers of violence from the Right
From the assassination attempts of President Trump
To Brian Thompson, the United Healthcare CEO, being murdered
Now to Charlie Kirk
The danger was actually on the Left
Dear #NFL
Are we sure these tiny shoulder pads are working? Seems to be a lot of players with shoulder injuries… 🤔
@DrakeLondon_ @DarnellMooney9 @xavierworthy67
That tart guy has now batted four passes and a Travis Kelce.
#NFLKickoff #YouTubeLIVE
How do you explain to your congregation that apparently God is just an Ohio State fan?
#ncaafootball #OSU #osufootball #osubuckeyes
When did wrestling gets so goddamn boring? Literally 27 minutes into this Netflix, WWE shit, and there hasn’t even been two dudes that have looked at each other yet. 👎🏻
#Boring #Zzzzzzzzz #AbsoluteCrap
So, We can point an instrument at a planet that is light years away, you can tell what that planet is made of, & what the temperature on that planet is, but somehow you can’t tell anything about the mysterious drone that’s flying 100 feet over my head.
Somebody is full of shit.
The decision is simple
On one side, you have a true American, that has proven to be a leader, even under actual gunfire
On the other side you have someone that has let our country be invaded by millions of people, led us to the brink of WW3, and can’t define what a woman is. 🤔