Software Engineer @meta Open Source Tooling | @TAMU former student | he/him | https://xitter.cf/t.co/rKwIj7u3Xl

Seattle, WA
Joined April 2009
Skipper Jon Janzen retweeted
[P] Maybe the real Speaker of the House was the friends we made along the way.
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Ah cool I’ll just swing back by the Southern Ocean to pick it up
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Skipper Jon Janzen retweeted
Twitter says you have to stop being friends with other guys and answer texts within 5 minutes.
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Skipper Jon Janzen retweeted
Replying to @Support
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Skipper Jon Janzen retweeted
Okay we get it soccer isn’t boring
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Skipper Jon Janzen retweeted
The photo of the U.S. Air Force's new stealth aircraft is on the left, taken at night, with stars in the background. We can use them to find the exact location of the jet (thread)
Unveiled today, the B-21 Raider will be a dual-capable, penetrating-strike stealth bomber capable of delivering both conventional and nuclear munitions. The B-21 will form the backbone of the future Air Force bomber force consisting of B-21s and B-52s.(U.S. Air Force photo)
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Skipper Jon Janzen retweeted
would you still scroll me if i were a worm
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It took humanity 80 years but we have finally invented computer security that can be bypassed with polite but firm insistence
Replying to @NickEMoran @moyix
I kinda like this one even more!
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Skipper Jon Janzen retweeted
All Romes lead to Roads
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Your annual reminder that the turkeys the president pardoned can still be prosecuted for state charges.
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Skipper Jon Janzen retweeted
bob iger just sent a company wide email telling all disney employees they have till 5pm tomorrow to decide if theyre ready to go ‘mad for the mouse’ or take severance
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5 years into owning various revisions of AirPods I finally lost one single Pod 🥲
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Skipper Jon Janzen retweeted
but they were, all of them, deceived, for another checkmark was made
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I just got the email that I was NOT laid off from Meta (Not parody)
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Skipper Jon Janzen retweeted
going on a bank run, need anything?
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Skipper Jon Janzen retweeted
According to the conductor, the train I’m currently on is going backwards to the previous station to “get a running start” up a hill, which feels like an idea I’d have if I was in charge of a train.
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Free speech is dead :(
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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What if I made a very long car that stopped at designated areas throughout the day
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