Writer of plays, games, stories & other lies. Master of Quizzes & Dungeons. The Underground Library, Genital Jousting, Storm's Eye, Zarnia Games & Geekery

Cape Town
Joined December 2011
Twitter is worse than ever and its moderation is a complete failure. I'm out. Check my linktree in bio for where to find me. wired.com/story/twitter-real…
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@Twitter @TwitterSupport Despite this message the account is still tweeting and the violating tweets are still visible. (Context: pictured tweet is responding to claim that jews traffic children. That tweet was also reported, no response.)
Reported 5 days ago, one violation found, and both tweets are still visible. Fuck Twitter.
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Just found this in email spam. From day after reporting. So I guess moderation is just broken.
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Reported 5 days ago, one violation found, and both tweets are still visible. Fuck Twitter.
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Came on twitter to share a silly observation about Black Panther movie and oh boy do I regret logging on every time I do it.
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Last day to register. DM me or follow the link: forms.gle/my3chcawzbeojwpm7
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Been staying in bed all week so here are my movie reviews so far...
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THE MENU - there's a tense, gripping, thought-provoking film just a few rewrites away. As it is rather rewatch THE INVITATION and GET OUT. The Menu is underdone. (Sorry, I had to)
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TRAINWRECK - I didn't expect to enjoy this as much as I did, but Amy Schumer manages to deliver a romantic comedy that is actually funny and has real emotional beats. It's sort of an ode to the ugliness of love. Or not an ode - Maybe a dirty limerick.
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Keevy has left - check my linktree retweeted
Learn to write interactive stories for art & games, & get the skills to access a new market for writing. PLUS 10 places are partially or FULLY funded by @academydigital_ @freelives @nyamakop @StudioBolland & @ClockworkAcorn Register now: forms.gle/vRCZQJBLQ2Y5C6Sq8
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Learn to write interactive stories for art & games, & get the skills to access a new market for writing. PLUS 10 places are partially or FULLY funded by @academydigital_ @freelives @nyamakop @StudioBolland & @ClockworkAcorn Register now: forms.gle/vRCZQJBLQ2Y5C6Sq8
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Keevy has left - check my linktree retweeted
For this #MondayMotivation were encouraging your creativity with the words of Jon Keevy. Remember: Timing is key so reflect, pivot, reintroduce & keep creating! Jon is hosting a “How to write interactive fiction” workshop this May. More details here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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I'm sharing all the knowledge I've been hoarding about how to write for games. More info & registration: forms.gle/qjRGfxWEhPpzVjhq6
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Am I the only one bother that prayer/thanks hands are in the wrong place? They should be with the other 2 hand gestures, not filed between pen and point. Who do I email about this?
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Robert Downey Jr will be 58 next week. Surely we can just call him Robert Downey now?
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Midjourney democratises art the way bicycles democratise running.
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A time looping D&D heist with rival thieves, outrageous accents, and of course... a wedding. When The Bell Tolls on @ZarniaGeekery bit.ly/3JqZiYe
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I'm thinking of becoming a scammer, but I worry I don't have the financial literacy.
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Weird that cheating is called infidelity but cheaters aren't called infidels. It's petition time.
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Remember when everyone was complaining about hipsters? Simpler times.
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First off, what is a bollamakissie and second, how is it spelt? Roly-poly? Somersault? Flip? What?!
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Thought-provoking is not a synonym for offensive. Also weird tweet to follow news that Ian Fleming's use of the N word (among other things) will be removed from reprints. Though I assume this tweet is rather based on taking Fat and Ugly out of Dahl.
I would rather have every word of my books deleted to a blank page after my death, than have them rewritten with the edges sanded off. If I offended you, I made you think. Stories are not made to become pablum.
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