Jon Noorlander

First rule of AI in advertising: 1. don’t mention you used AI.

Democracy and taxes is an odd pairing. Imagine a host offering meatballs at a dinner party, only for guests to gather and force the host to serve them lobster.

Wonder how many podcast presenters will start to distance themselves from Trump now?

Spending a good part of the last 20 years trying not to touch the screen of my MacBook Pros, this new one’s going to be a challenge to unlearn that. It’s all muscle memory by now.

I thought we where told everything would nuke if this happened?

It’s astonishing how little the Labor government understands small business in Australia. They must think all companies are run like Wolf of Wall Street. #auspol

$6.1B what floor…. jokes incoming,

At what point will they realise that the Treasurer and Prime Minister have nuked the economy by design? #auspol

$5.5 for a sushi roll in Australia! Out of control inflation is doing great.

Do AI bots talk to each other? Wonder if one can be jealous of another if they have a more fun task?

With AI being everywhere, I love that the new flex for big companies is to show that their commercials were made by humans.

I’m pro AI for most use cases but draw a red line when it comes to AI food pictures on restaurant menus!

Never heard of Bogong Moths. Now I have.

Manchester City to be relegated to Cricket for one season.

Why does the Australian government hate small business with such passion?

Premier League will find out what very very expensive lawyers can do to them. Buckle up. #football

New rule… no coffee at the office desk! I’ve already had 5 breaks today!

The market haven’t seen a crash this big since the dinosaur extinction market crash.

With Australia’s assault on business, they’re solving the lower tax paid by workers by getting them redundant. This effectively reduces their tax rate to 0%. #auspol

Prehistoric AI personality! Bring him back @Microsoft