Trevor Buck Hockey

How do I apply to get a (PTO) for ESPN hockey during the playoffs? It’s not because I’m better looking than anyone on these panels. It’s not about anyone there not having the Usain Bolt level quick wit I can provide. It’s seriously not about those god given skillsets that I want to share with the hockey community. It’s not a me vs anyone attitude. It’s about adding a 1 of 1 youthful comedic element to make hockey more fun and enjoyable to experience when the game isn’t in action. I know ESPN is probably a relatively woke corporation but just throwing this out there, I am 25% indian and would / could classify as a minority if needed. I’m not being cocky, I just know what I can do. Plus I don’t have an agent or some manager that you’re always pissed at. I represent myself. Anyone at ESPN this is sent with respect. I’ll be on the east coast next week if you need me to come into the guts of Bristol. Thank you for your consideration. Yours truly, Swish