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Proud Satirist Against Satire 'Rights Extremist'

Seattle, WA
Joined July 2008
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But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
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Update: Clara Tan, the transgender pervert who was arrested by ICE, tackled, and had his foot injured, is also known as a predator and pedophile in Singapore. There is information, DMs, and unverified contemporaneous accounts of him acting inappropriately with minors. He has also touched people without their consent, on their chest and belly area, according to anonymous reports. He was released with an ankle monitor and ordered to appear in immigration court on Dec 8th. He was supposed to be detained but was released because the individual had "bottom surgery," and the Batavia facility was a male-only facility.
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When Democrats get elected, the border gets flooded. No one understands that better than the murderers, rapists, and drug runners south of our border. Vote Republican next Tuesday.
'Everybody [is] waiting for the Democrats to win': Another migrant caravan left southern Mexico in October and some migrants we interviewed said they hope for a Democrat victory in the midterms so the U.S. starts shifting away from Trump's immigration policies. W/@Phase2Deport:
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Oh. That explains it. Maddy Thornson is a dude pretending to be a chick. It’s Matt Thornson.
Mentally ill game developer says what
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yes, you should
You should fear a “Democrat” coup in America.
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Nvidia RTX 20, 30 and 40-series GPUs can now unlock their full AI performance thanks to a new UEFI-level tool. The open-source project, called nv-uefi-unlocker, works before Nvidia’s drivers load and removes a hardware-level performance limit affecting certain Tensor Core operations. The reported gains are impressive: >RTX 4090: up to 2x peak AI compute performance. >RTX 3090 Ti: up to 80% higher matrix performance. >RTX 4060 Laptop: around 65% improvement in reported tests. It supports Windows and Linux and doesn’t require a modified Nvidia driver or a permanent VBIOS flash. Sadly these are AI compute improvements, not gaming FPS gains github.com/physicsdolphin/nv…
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TGIF, and by the way Washington, if you have not yet voted, here's a friendly reminder to vote like your state depends on it....because it does.
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Remember when they say they have to “save democracy” this is what they actually mean.
Kamala Harris lays out her plan for Dems to win control of Congress: - Pack the Supreme Court - Change the Electoral College - DC and Puerto Rico statehood
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WA state: ‘Yes we do send ballots to some noncitizens but they don’t vote!’ Us: ‘How do you know?’ WA: ‘Because it’s a felony!’ Us: ‘But do you check to see if noncitizens vote?’ WA: ‘No we don’t need to do that because only 15 noncitizens have been caught voting fraudulently in WA state!’ Us: ‘But how do you know only 15 noncitizens have voted fraudulently if you’re not checking to see if noncitizens are voting?’ WA: ‘Because noncitizens don’t vote. It’s a felony!’ 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
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The Good Ending to 'The Wire'
ICE Seattle arrested illegal alien Ioannis Loukas, 72, of Greece in Lynnwood, WA. In '81 was convicted of criminal sexual conduct and ordered removed in '82. In ’87 moved into the federal crime realm, being convicted of distrib. cocaine, earning 3 yrs in federal prison. (more)
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Jail them before they jail you. Replace "jail" with whichever other term convinces you to do anything about it. Vote.
UNDERCOVER: ELISSA SLOTKIN LAYS OUT DEMOCRATS' LAWFARE PLAN IF THEY WIN THE MAJORITY! "We have a list of, like, the 'signature cases.' So the things where it's, like, so egregious, such a violation of law, such a corruption case... in every committee, there will be the 'signature cases' where we hold people accountable." "I just went to Hungary. I went over to Budapest because they just got rid of their authoritarian leader after 16 years. And I'm like, how did you handle 16 years of corruption? We don't have that much, but we have so much." She named the targets: the White House ballroom, the reflecting pool renovation, "$200 million from the Defense Department." "So that's what you'll see basically in January."
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Scavland is officially Steam Deck Verified! 🎮 Take the wasteland wherever you go! We've also released a major controller and Steam Deck update addressing community feedback, with improvements to aiming, combat, inventory navigation, and controller customization.
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First leader to airstrike one of these is the next Charles Martel.
'Everybody [is] waiting for the Democrats to win': Another migrant caravan left southern Mexico in October and some migrants we interviewed said they hope for a Democrat victory in the midterms so the U.S. starts shifting away from Trump's immigration policies. W/@Phase2Deport:
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About 1 out of 4 young white men will vote While 7 out of 10 elderly women will Politicians work for those who show up
Replying to @jeremykauffman
Politicians generally hate young white men
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The Army should engage any and all "caravans" with deadly force.
'Everybody [is] waiting for the Democrats to win': Another migrant caravan left southern Mexico in October and some migrants we interviewed said they hope for a Democrat victory in the midterms so the U.S. starts shifting away from Trump's immigration policies. W/@Phase2Deport:
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CCP/North Korea smuggling operations would be my guess. They're desperately trying to clone our tech and doing everything they can to slow down our lead. Useful idiot Leftists cannot be allowed to win. Onshoring must continue and we must economically crush our enemies.
en.gamegpu.com/news/zhelezo/… Moore's Law Is Dead published an interview with an anonymous Micro Center manager. According to the employee, organized groups are buying NVIDIA Blackwell graphics cards in bulk. They initially targeted GeForce RTX 5090, RTX 5080 and RTX PRO 6000 Blackwell cards priced at $16,000, but now also buy RTX 5070 Ti, RTX 5070 and 16 GB RTX 5060 Ti models. The buyers arrive in groups of five to eight, enter stores 15–20 minutes apart and pay in cash. The manager claims that cash turnover at a single store reaches $500,000 per week, requiring armored cash collections several times. Sales limits have not stopped the purchases. Groups visit up to five branches within a 300-mile radius to bypass restrictions. This reduces graphics card availability for ordinary customers. The account is based on anonymous testimony. #NVIDIA #GeForceRTX #Blackwell #MicroCenter #GraphicsCards #GPUShortage #GameGPU
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lol Send in the hounds!
🚨HOLY CRAP!!! ASTONISHING footage shows DOZENS of suspected illegal immigrants RUNNING IN FIELDS towards a tree line after ICE agents surrounded a Honda plant in Alabama. The footage is UNREAL.
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Patriot.
Crazy Finds In Minnesota raise concerns.
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Obama: End the filibuster and make Washington DC and Puerto Rico states. You are crazy if you don’t believe Democrats will do it if they get the chance.
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Vote to sentence the Kara Swishers of the world to a lifetime of hard labor in a Congolese cobalt mine for the crimes of treason and subversion. If enough of us want it, we can just do things. They're going to do it to you. Vote.
Kara Swisher: "They could just pick a few people. To me, that's the way you go. You pick like a Hegseth, a Musk, and I don't know, Big Balls." "Rather than go for Trump, go for everybody. Make it so broad that it'll exhaust people who just do want to move on." The left is already celebrating, and they're telling us exactly what they plan to do after the midterms. GET OUT AND VOTE!
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Okay, that was smooth. 🚗 From toy car to real-world driving in one seamless transition. Prompt + workflow below 👇
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