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Joined January 2023
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Heidi Klum looks unrecognizable in her 2026 Halloween outfit
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This year… I’m thankful for porn…
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U eat a chip. Its didy chip 💀
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>fake nigga economies sanction you from acessing their fictional capital >Simply hack the fictional capital >Use it to invest into your own real nigga economy Its that simple
JUST IN: 🇰🇵 North Korea's $6,300,000,000 Binance crypto hack is the largest heist in human history.
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🐾🐾 ₘₒᵥₑᵣₑ ᶜʳᵘᶻ... 🐾🐾 ₘₒᵥₑᵣₑ ᶜʳᵘᶻ...
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Argonians during the Oblivion Crisis:
“kill them with kindness” WRONG!!!! LIZARD ATTACK 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
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this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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Did y’all hear about Uriel Septim opening the oldest vault to reveal the authors of the Elder Scrolls? They’re all Redguards, every single one.
According to The Verge, an official announcement of The Elder Scrolls VI will happen very soon, even as early as next month. It will be called "The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel", and will take place in the province of Hammerfell. The game's story will focus on the Elder Scrolls artifacts themselves, and uncovering the secrets of the Scrolls.
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the H3 subreddit rocks lol
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White smoke over Tel Aviv, Ethan Klein has chosen a new mistress
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Believe it or not, the caption criminally undersells the audio. I’m in tears.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Ethan Klein I’d like to hear your side
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drop the act bro, she ain’t coming back
New Netanyahu post:
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Que isso tô chorando
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Replying to @brndxix
you are an agent of the communist CIA who is now helping Lula win the election by mass rigging
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Ethan in his living room after failing to check for any of the mines Hila rigged to explode before leaving for Israel
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There’s someone out there with this Ethan Klein tattoo
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ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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