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I’ve used this adorable octopus trucking his ass off 4 times in separate places tonight and I love his unstoppable energy and you know what this guy on his way is my spirit animal in 2020
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Since we're semi-mourning the death of BioWare, let me take the moment to rehash why ME3 was such an uneven game.
1.) The game had legitimately good levels that immersed you in an interstellar war. The sequence of Tuchanka missions felt like something out of Call of Duty.
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You couldn't write this. 😂 #Clayface
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You're not allowed to go on Rotten Tomatoes and say "I paid to see Clayface and it was shit," but you are allowed to go on Twitter and say "I was invited to see Clayface and it was so good I want to gargle James Gunn's balls in my mouth 20/10".
Embargo rules are ancient and silly.
1. Victor Hugo is fucking insufferable.
2. Absolutely nobody (except Bishop Myriel) in Les Miserables is a good person.
3. Palestine isn't real.
You see, the greatest French writer in history, Victor Hugo wrote an entire novel about how looting to feed yourself and your family is not a crime or personal failing, but a fundamental flaw of a corrupt system that gives you no other choice
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In Les Misérables Jean Valjean stole one loaf of bread to feed his sister's seven children. Recent Paris looting involved crowds taking cigarettes jewelry luxury goods and consumer items from stores.
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Tim lookin like a Speedway hot dog
Tim McGraw was joined by his family as he was formally inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville, Tennessee trib.al/8KizDaD 🔗
I know I will never get the n-pass, that’s fine. But do I have leave to call my lady friends “bitch”?


























