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haven’t laughed at something as much as this in a long time
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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no but imagine being so used to people talking around you, rather than to you, that a simple question feels more intimate than almost anything else
just learned feeling ignored causes the same chemical effect in your brain as a real physical injury
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“no.” — wandavision (2021).
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Me commenting on the US midterm elections from Norway
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Texas: DEM 76%
BREAKING: Democrats are now favored in all 7 key Senate races 🟦 Iowa: DEM 52% 🟦 Kansas: DEM 63% 🟦 Ohio: DEM 71% 🟦 Alaska: DEM 72% 🟦 Maine: DEM 73% 🟦 Texas: DEM 76% 🟦 Michigan: DEM 78%
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START PACKING.
I moved from Seattle to Texas 5 years ago to get away from leftists. Please Texans don't make me move again
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This Election Day, you have the power to change the direction of this country. But nothing’s going to change if you don’t vote. So I want you to reach out to everyone you know. Help your family members make a plan to vote. Drive your neighbors to the polls. Text your friends until they show you their “I Voted” sticker. And if anybody gives you any attitude, tell them Michelle told you to vote! Your community, your state, and our entire country needs every single one of you to cast a ballot on November 3. We’re counting on you!
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Espectacular y gratuita la exposición del Infierno de Dante, en la Fundación Canal (Madrid). Gratis hasta el 5/01. Merece la pena sumergirse en los bajos fondos.
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Jude Bellingham, for your eyes only.
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Porque los latinoamericanos no tienen nacionalidad.
España identifica a 12 extranjeros muertos en accidente ferroviario Un francés, un portugués, cuatro estadounidenses y dos latinoamericanos figuran entre los fallecidos tras la colisión. (gs) p.dw.com/p/5Ow8w
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just accidentally said “cunty” to my boss to describe her halloween costume, and before i could shit myself she said mine was “cuntier”
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when i recommended fleabag to my mum she came back days later asking me if i was depressed. little did she know that i wasn’t watching a woman who wanted to disappear. i was watching a woman who desperately wanted to be found.
when virginia woolf wrote "the world is entire and i am outside of it, crying" and anaïs nin "i watched life and wanted to be a part of it but found it painfully difficult" and mary oliver "this is the world. i'm not in it. it is beautiful"
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a veces en medio de la noche recuerdo cómo solía construir mi propia imagen y valor a partir del deseo masculino………
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Yo intentando sociabilizar. La sociedad:
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Replying to @loverperc
this 3 part transition is my personal fave
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“I think he’s a fucking pussy” hits so hard. Said it with her whole chest - a 👸
Amanda seyfried calling Charlie Kirk a fucking pussy to Elizabeth Holmes’ psychopath maga husband’s face lives in my head rent free.
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NO MORE NIGGAS or whatever she said
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VIDEO VIRAL: ​Ale Otero se coronó con el mejor disfraz de la #BRESH como María Corina Machado, superando al Mystique de Cristian Onorato.
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i love sf halloween
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