@JordanBitterman

Truth, justice, sports & technology. Current: CMO @triplelifthq. Past: CMO @weatherchannel, leader at the world’s best ad agencies. #LGM

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“I’d like to buy a bowel.”
NBC News
@NBCNews9 Nov 2019
A taping of "Wheel of Fortune" was canceled Thursday after host Pat Sajak had to undergo emergency surgery for a blocked intestine. nbcnews.to/34Kg0fe
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Trying to find a news aggregator app with the ability to: 1. Customize my own content (100% my sources, not theirs) 2. Customize & organize folders None seem to do both. Flipboard 🚫 SmartNews 🚫 Apple News 🚫 Google News 🚫 Any ideas?
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Intimidate = yes Give water = no Nice democracy we have here. nytimes.com/2022/10/28/us/po…

Federal Judge Allows Activists to Stake Out Ballot Boxes in Arizona (Published 2022)

Judge Michael T. Liburdi said activists have a First Amendment right to gather around ballot boxes in the state. Voting rights groups called the tactic voter intimidation.

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The whole thing. Except for the shoes. Garish.
KNICKS ON MSG@KnicksMSGN26 Oct 2022
Walt Clyde Frazier. ICON 🗽
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I might have suggested a teal briefcase.
I struggle to figure out which sneakers to wear with black jeans and a black sweatshirt, and this guy can pull this off.
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How is it even possible that Thomas can go anywhere near a case related to the ‘20 election?
Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin124 Oct 2022
Justice Clarence Thomas just agreed to temporarily freeze a lower court order requiring the testimony Lindsey Graham in front of the Fulton County special grand jury. Thomas acted alone because he has jurisdiction of the lower court that issued the original order.
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I think I’ve judged Yankee fans too harshly.
Ally Sammarco
@Ally_Sammarco24 Oct 2022
this man is a hero xitter.cf/bethyr87/status/158448…
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Jeez, Barnes & Noble, relax.
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This whole country is broken. nytimes.com/2022/10/21/busin…

Appeals Court Temporarily Halts Biden’s Student Debt Cancellation (Published 2022)

A federal appeals court on Friday temporarily halted President Biden’s student debt relief plan, preventing the government from moving forward with the debt cancellation it had said could start as...

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God forbid a Republican showed this level of patriotism.
Johnny Mercer@JohnnyMercerUK19 Oct 2022
Fuck me, he’s nailed it. Every word. 👇
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I have zero idea how Tony Romo has this job.
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Sports
Annie Heilbrunn@annieheilbrunn16 Oct 2022
Wil Myers and his wife Maggie are out in downtown San Diego, buying shots for everyone in every bar they enter and thanking fans, high-fiving and celebrating. What a moment for the longest-tenured #Padres player.
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Walking by the doggy day care place seeing all the pups lined up longingly staring out the window with their “where’s my owner at?” face is one of the best parts of my day.
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He’s going to wind up trying to sell his memorabilia in a Vegas hotel room, isn’t he? nytimes.com/live/2022/10/12/…

Alex Jones was ordered to pay $965 million to the families of eight Sandy Hook victims and an...

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Yup
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Why did the @Mets lose tonight? It wasn’t our starting pitching. Or lack of hitting. It’s this silly #TheseMets hashtag.
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When they put closed captioning on these Herschel Walker videos, they make even less sense.
So “restrictions on the carrying of guns in public tramples on the rights of New Yorkers” but restrictions on the autonomy of one’s own body does not trample on the rights of Texans (or women in 12 other states)? nytimes.com/2022/10/06/nyreg…

Federal Judge Blocks N.Y. Gun Law, Finding Much of It Unconstitutional (Published 2022)

The order, issued by Judge Glenn T. Suddaby, found that the state’s new restrictions on carrying guns in public trampled on the rights of New Yorkers.

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So not *everything* then.
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I made a quick edit to the NYT alert.
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