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brand strategist, self-proclaimed sandwich connoisseur, believer that all leftovers can be breakfast by “putting an egg on it”

New York, USA
Joined September 2009
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So when US airlines were stranded, they got taxpayer money to help them out but now when taxpayers are stranded, airlines don’t help but instead charge insane amounts to people who need to get home? Help me understand🤔
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You inspire us, @TNTCraigSager. Congratulations on your @ESPYS. #SagerStrong #ESPYS #endcancer amp.twimg.com/v/a0075f93-3c4…
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At @MDAndersonNews, @pelipeli helped put on a prom for teen cancer patients: bit.ly/29ugVsE
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"Time is simply how you live your life." - Craig Sager #SagerStrong
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An important & often overlooked part of true communication and understanding...#WednesdayWisdom ❤️
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Thank you @salesforce for having the courage to lead. #CNX16 – at Atlanta, GA
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"Dearly beloved We are gathered here today To get through this thing called life" - Prince
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"Change will only happen if we do it together. Men & women are all great leaders. We just lead differently" @ShelleyZalis #4AsTransformation
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Rance auditioned for @KanyeWest's fashion show: "Little People...are sexy and swaggy too." on.mash.to/1SxXyhw
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*sets Drake's laugh as ringtone*
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Poop had its very own Super Bowl 50 moment. on.mash.to/1SXNBs8
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Beyoncé, Chris Martin & Bruno Mars. #SB50 #PepsiHalftime
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Bryan McClendon has been named the interim head coach and will coach Georgia in the bowl game.
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Venerated VC Moritz opens mouth, inserts foot on question about hiring women on.recode.net/1YLqpPt by @nkulw
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We are proud to announce the Pantone #ColoroftheYear for 2016 is #RoseQuartz & #Serenity! bit.ly/1IFlCFU
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*tries to take mirror selfie*
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This is awkward, it's actually white and red.
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