@JosephZander

Looking for Rapunzel's window in the ivory tower . Graduate of Imperial and Sussex. https://xitter.cf/t.co/D7zIc09u24… Challenge me! https://xitter.cf/t.co/1cLfCN9Y4Q

Joined July 2012
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Normally donuts are round. But if you multiply one donut by one donut, you get a square donut.
❦@emopervertgirl11h
been staring at this for awhile bc wdym 1 multiplied by 1 isn’t 2. Like that doesn’t make sense; I have a donut and I multiply that donut by another donut: now I have 2 donuts.
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yoshimi battles dracula@nise_yoshimi12h
The Platonist: now surely you admit that it is just for the best flautist to receive compensation for his talents Batman: very true The Platonist: then we must consider a man whose talents lie in robbing banks Robin: Batman don't listen to him!!
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Rize
@Rizeposts19h
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jade@cryymyname17h
🧡🧡🧡
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Xanderwow
@Xanderwow_AOct 25
我真的绷不住了，这个太逗了。
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🔎Al🔍@SweatieAngleOct 25
Alright I read these real quick as resident Trash Police: 1) bad bishop -no joke heroine is deaf but spent her life pretending to be…idk how else to put it besides ‘fully tarded up’. A book about a fake stupid for real stupids, if you like it you shouldn’t be allowed to vote
liv ₊˚⊹ ᗢ ४ ¡¡vision quest pilled!!@daisypcallwayOct 23
I guess bro
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Entoma@Entoma2657Oct 25
Taking a break from my quantum mechanics homework so I ask my girlfriend what she's working on and she says "A problem set for econ. We have to graph the equation P = 36 - 3x" and ngl I actually lost it.
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루시퍼
@lucifer5670Oct 23
외국인들이 보면 혼절하는 한국음식 꼼장어. ㄷㄷㄷ 난 꼼장어 지금도 안먹어봄
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If Earth has no Andy Weir fans left, I'm growing potatoes on Mars.
alyssa@lovelandisleOct 24
project hail mary is probably fine idk i haven’t seen/read it, but i read the author’s debut novel and it made me homicidally angry
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Contrapoints is correct and good and based. I'm becoming a Contrapointer despite never having watched one of her videos.
Natalie Wynn
@ContraPointsOct 23
I thought Trump 2 was gonna be way worse. Every day now I wake up with a euphoric sense of relief
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Joseph Henderson@JosephZanderOct 24
Replying to @marilasoledad @KarlMaxxed
I misread "Natalie probably" as "Natalie Philosophy" and I think that's what I'm going to call her now.
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Michael Gove
@michaelgoveOct 24
It’s kind of Liz to thank us but she very much managed it on her own
Sabrina Miller
@SabriSun_MillerOct 24
Traitorous Gove, Cartlidge and Stride toppled me, claims Liz Truss telegraph.co.uk/politics/202…

Traitorous Gove, Cartlidge and Stride toppled me, claims Liz Truss

Former PM says trio were ‘probably promised jobs’ under Rishi Sunak

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Ethan Klein: Hila, I need to tell you something. I've been cheating on you, dude. Hila: Uhh... yeah
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On the one hand, AI has helped me learn lots of things. On the other hand, half of what it's taught me is just how to spot AI slop.
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Pizza
@number_pizza111Oct 23
I searched this up for context only to discover it was a hoax that ruined @TrueSlazac’s day five years ago.
Wie Dan🍃@LudditeHackerOct 22
The only good version of this puzzle trick was invented by Tim Krabbé in 1972 and the wusses of the chess federation changed the rules afterwards.
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Larriet@LarrietDarlingOct 23
PEOPLE ARE CALLING IT KLEIN/11
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Replying to @SnarkingIsLegal
"I would not, could not, cheat on you. I would not, could not, with thing 2!" "You are a liar, Cat in the Hat You are a liar, I'll tell IG that!"
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Susannah Black Roberts@suzaniaOct 23
Cranky Federalist@CrankyFedOct 23
Me, being interrogated by Cardinal Pole: "Anglicanism 1 was craaaaaaaazy"
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Dimitri
@thedimitriOct 23
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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As a DotA player every now and then I hear something about League of Legends coming through the border and I feel like a South Korean hearing about the North. Aspirationally, the community should be reunited. Practically, if the border came down I wouldn't want to deal with them
Riot Zac
@RiotZacOct 23
Player gets banned for selling items even though it was the correct play (they won) Another week of Riot banning players trying to win games
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