Actor. Comedian. Creative idiot.

Los Angeles
Joined July 2013
Don't Koala's sleep 95% of the day? Yeah to rest up for all the killing they have to do #NationalGeographic #koala #Australia
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I'm concerned about the calorie count vine.co/v/hILxZvg9rrv
B: Didn't that one guy overdose? A: ...On Music. #Glee
This GIF of "Chris Brown's Punch-Out!!" for NES is everything: ow.ly/qicPj
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photos.presstelegram.com/201… Zombies plagued by a significant lack of napkins. #Halloween
best PRE breakup line "Will you marry me?" #breakuplines
YearOldCake retweeted
Comedian @nyimafunk explains why black women like her aren't ready for late-night spotlight u.pw/1fJASXN #SNL
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Microsoft just unveiled the new Windows Goose #apple
realizing Charles Dickens would not fair well on Twitter with 140 char. #Dickens
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buying a 2nd gen ipad cuz its cheap and i need coasters #fuckit
More "Orange is the new Black" Plz. K thx. #Netflix
Spending 100k on surgery to look like Biebs hereby dubbed a "Bieberplasty" #Bieber
I do this to my dog on a daily. Replace cookies for clothes imgur.com/gallery/6ZxHhwL via @imgur