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Bmx, Acting, Comedy, Cooking.

Arizona, USA
Joined April 2010
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Why do American cities feel less "alive" than their European counterparts? It's because of something called the "missing middle". A century ago, American cities looked completely different... (thread) 🧵
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If I want to get the manscape lawnmower 5.0, and I have the 3.0, do I have to upload my old pubes to the cloud?
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Good news film fans, looks like the Titanic is getting a sequel.
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Boston has someone famous specifically to the area for doing all the terrible things, Boston bomber, Boston Strangler, Boston Crème Pie.
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Of the various Darius, which do you find scariest? It’s that fucker Rucker isn’t it? Fucking hootin and blowin fish n shit. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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People in songs rhyme girl and world all the time, how come never kiss and piss, sup with that.
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They’ve identified the 3 objects shot down from the US air space as my 3 TV pilots.
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Lots of back and forth, all tied up, ends with a kick in the ball, exactly how I fuck.#SuperBowl
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I don’t know why being thin is called “skinny”, fat people have way more skin. It should be thinny.
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I have a really sad story about my Swedish car. It’s a Saab story.
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I was chewing gum and eating chips n salsa. In other words, double bubble, triple diple till i quadruple poople
I fucking Ocrevus’d up Myfembree now I’m high as the Skyrizi.
Like I always say with content moderation, every social media site owner who is “pro free speech” meets their line eventually. For 4chan, it was anime child porn. For Facebook and YouTube, it was white nationalist terror. For Elon, it was people making fun of him.
Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended
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Sports effect our everyday lives so much we don’t even realize it. We wear baseball hats, basketball shorts, skateboard shoes, bowling shirts. We have Tennis elbow, ping pong ding Dong and bocce balls.
You keep saying tell Aviv, but what exactly am I supposed to tell them?
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Big dick energy is a pretty cool phrase, but I think I have an upgrade. Big Peener Demeanor.
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Hey @science what altitude would it be possible for you to truthfully say “ I see London, I see France, I see Dylon’s underpants”?
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