@JoshEngleman

Sports and numbers since the mid-2000s. Live every morning, where I’ll definitely talk too much. @Stokastic

 Wilmington, NC
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Joined August 2008
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The offseason is over. Opening night is finally here 🏀 If you’re building lineups or betting props this season, take 10% off any Stokastic DFS or Props package with code NBASTRATEGY Link below 👇
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The most polite Eagles fans in history.
Stokastic Sims
@Stokastic4h
You have takes. We have Sims. If your game script is right, which props become more likely—and which fit together? Have that conversation with Ask the Sims at Stokastic. Build your parlay around the answers. Start your conversation FREE at the link below. ⬇️
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I hope @Loughy leads the team in targets because McKee throws everything into the stands.
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@Stokastic7h
DeVonta Smith is out. We ran Cowboys-Eagles 100,000 times to see who catches Tanner McKee's passes. Dallas Goedert gets a quarter of the targets and leads Philly in receiving in 39% of Sims. The big plays go to Darius Cooper: 21% of his catches gain 20+ yards 👇
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I hate both of these teams so much. Can they both lose?
Stokastic Sims
@Stokastic13h
We Simmed Cowboys-Eagles 100,000 times. This is the most chaotic outcome. Nine lead changes, 81 points, a return touchdown. Only 0.4% of Sims scored this many points, and all of it together happened once in 100,000. What you need to know about sims & how it played out 👇
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Josh Engleman
@JoshEnglemanOct 25
Tough loss for Taylor Swift's husband.
Stokastic Sims
@StokasticOct 25
Chiefs at Seahawks, SNF. 10,000 Sims. We picked one and re-simmed it live, every snap. KC went up 20-0... Watch what happened next 👀 Everyone has pregame sims. Ours don't stop at kickoff. 🏈 Run Sims pregame 🔄 Re-Sim LIVE as the game unfolds
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Stokastic Sims
@StokasticOct 25
Chiefs at Seahawks, SNF. 10,000 Sims. We picked one and re-simmed it live, every snap. KC went up 20-0... Watch what happened next 👀 Everyone has pregame sims. Ours don't stop at kickoff. 🏈 Run Sims pregame 🔄 Re-Sim LIVE as the game unfolds
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Tough loss for Taylor Swift's husband.
Stokastic Sims
@StokasticOct 25
Chiefs at Seahawks, SNF. 10,000 Sims. We picked one and re-simmed it live, every snap. KC went up 20-0... Watch what happened next 👀 Everyone has pregame sims. Ours don't stop at kickoff. 🏈 Run Sims pregame 🔄 Re-Sim LIVE as the game unfolds
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Stokastic Sims
@StokasticOct 25
You have $1,000. Build your perfect Week 7 Anytime TD card. Reply with your squad and we'll sim out a TD parlay for you too!
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Stokastic Sims
@StokasticOct 23
🏀 We simmed tonight's NBA triple-header 10,000 times each, then played out one sim of all 3. You won't want to miss the Celtics' 3Q run or these nailbiter finishes. Watch all 3 ⏬ Jump to a game: 0:00 Knicks at Celtics 3:50 Rockets at Spurs 7:35 Wolves at Magic
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Stokastic Sims
@StokasticOct 21
Game changer! Upload your Fantasy Football matchups into Ask The Sims and it will: Simulate every player 10,000 times Tell you who has the advantage Optimize your lineup Tough start/sit decisions? Now you can just run those players through the sims to get your answer
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Can the people hacking their TVs with AI move to paper towel dispensers next? 15 seconds per swatch seems a bit extreme.
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Eric Lindquist
@EricLindquistOct 21
Basketball's return + the NBA Ask the Sims tool at @Stokastic? Yeah, it's gonna be a great year. 🔥 Try it out FREE at the link below, and enjoy some other useful information as you do! 👇🏼
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Josh Engleman
@JoshEnglemanOct 20
Went digging through tonight’s Ask the Sims runs. We sim every NBA game 10,000 times, possession by possession. Wemby got a 5x5 in three of them. This is the best one. The Spurs still lost.
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Stokastic Sims
@StokasticOct 20
Choose your own adventure -- reply with a game outcome and a player and we'll spin the slots for you!
Ask the Sims@AsktheSimsOct 20
Spin a Sim of 76ers at Knicks 🎰 We played it 10,000 times: 76ers by 1-5: 12% 76ers by 15+: 9% Knicks by 1-5: 13% Knicks by 15+: 20% Reply with a result and a player (like "76ers close game, Brown") and we'll pull you a Sim from those games, with his line.
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Ben Rasa
@JazzrazBetsOct 20
Get your popcorn ready 🍿
Josh Engleman
@JoshEnglemanOct 20
Went digging through tonight’s Ask the Sims runs. We sim every NBA game 10,000 times, possession by possession. Wemby got a 5x5 in three of them. This is the best one. The Spurs still lost.
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Still works for tomorrow's monster slate. Plus, I'll be live tomorrow at 9AM to break it all down.
Josh Engleman
@JoshEnglemanOct 20
The offseason is over. Opening night is finally here 🏀 If you’re building lineups or betting props this season, take 10% off any Stokastic DFS or Props package with code NBASTRATEGY Link below 👇
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Went digging through tonight’s Ask the Sims runs. We sim every NBA game 10,000 times, possession by possession. Wemby got a 5x5 in three of them. This is the best one. The Spurs still lost.
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0.1% to win with zero TDs is WILD
Dave Loughran
@LoughyOct 20
Let's look back on the 5 most improbable outcomes from week 6 Because apparently every Sunday there are at least a dozen wtf moments that feel impossible until they actually happen 1. Cardinals beat the Rams with ZERO touchdowns 10/10,000 Simulations (0.1%)
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Ask the Sims@AsktheSimsOct 20
We simulated 76ers vs. Knicks 10,000 Times Ask The Sims users are wondering what a big LeBron game looks like Here's one where he dominates:
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Josh Engleman
@JoshEnglemanOct 20
No better way to work through your bets than using NBA Ask The Sims. And the best part...totally free!
Ask the Sims@AsktheSimsOct 20
Ask the Sims is live for the NBA. We played every opening-night game 10,000 times, possession by possession: Celtics at Pistons: Boston wins 53% 76ers at Knicks: New York wins 64% Thunder at Spurs: San Antonio wins 51% LeBron's 76ers debut: 20+ points in 22% of the Sims.
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