Neurodivergent, whatever the fuck that means. Comedian. Thespian. Awesome person. I have a man-crush on Trent Reznor. Venmo: @Josh-Kangas-1
Minneapolis, MN
Joined June 2014
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I have been doing stand up comedy for 10 years now and I have outlasted many of the people who I started with because they were smart enough or emotionally stable enough to stop
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If you are a Christian who forces their children not to celebrate Halloween, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for doing your part to destroy belief in religion ❤️
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1) Today is my 45th birthday.
2) I have been through the wringer for the last few years, and I have not had the time or money to have a midlife crisis 😢
3) All I want for my birthday is a midlife crisis.
4) If you can help out, my Venmo is @Josh-Kangas-1
5) If you can't, 🤷♂️
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I know we are all screwed because I asked my AI agent about all of the recent AI-driven cyber attacks and it told me to just mind my fucking business
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I could use some extra cash so if anyone needs help putting razor blades in their Halloween candy hmu
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Correct, for better or worse
.@DanaBashCNN on the ripple effects of an election: "Without George W. Bush...who knows what would have happened after 9/11...it's hard to imagine [Gore] taking it into Iraq...Without Iraq, hard to imagine we get Barack Obama. Without Barack Obama, hard to imagine we get Donald Trump."
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It is with great pain and sorrow that I say goodbye to Trent, who died suddenly last night from a seizure.
My only consolation is that I didn't take a single minute for granted with this beautiful creature.
Hold your loved ones tight.
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I asked ChatGPT about Ukraine's recent bombing of Russian data centers and it just started playing Taps
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I don't know if you've ever been worshipped but my cat literally drinks my leftover shower water #Trent
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Ok, so my list used to only be Trent Reznor, Maynard James Keenan, and Pedro Pascal.
But I would like to officially welcome Andrew Garfield to the list. May he BE so lucky.
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Dear @MonsterEnergy , when I am running on three hours of sleep, I don't want to have to solve an engineering puzzle to access your liquid sleep substitute. Thanks. -Josh Kangas
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