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Just ripped a shower fart so nasty I gagged and had to get out #ChipotleRewards
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stuck my finger in my nose and i swear i felt someething grab my fingertip and shake it. an ally in an unlikely location.
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Taking a Poop in the Toilet and then Using My Penis like a Spoon to Stir it Up Like a Bubbling Witches Cauldron
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getting fired from office max because i keep asking the customers if they’re open to e-sex
















