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Son of San Antonio now in the suburbs of Houston. Spurs, Astros, Longhorns, & Texans. I saw Oasis in 2025 and Kanye in 2026.

Somewhere in Texas
Joined October 2009
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“Aztec Goblin” is the coolest thing anyone has ever called me.
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Republicans got voted out and he lost his powers
Niggas started saying Cooper Flagg > Wemby six days ago and look what happened
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I’m so genuinely happy for the 100k headed to Arlington tomorrow night. They have no idea they’re about to have one of the greatest nights of their lives.
Ye’s Dallas show is reportedly SOLD OUT 🏟️ With his 360° stage he could approach 100,000 fans this Saturday. He could even break his own U.S. rap concert attendance record of 80,210 fans set just last week in Houston.
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Come to San Antonio, Texas. The scavenger hunt will end very quickly.
Hispanics are 20% of the US population but I have never once in my life seen even 1 single hotel or gas station owned by hispanics. Indians are 3-4% of the population and own 80% of ALL the budget to mid level hotels in ALL of America. And most are foreign born indians.
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STEPHON CASTLE JUST PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
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🚨YE IS ALREADY AND OFFICIALLY BREAKING TWO RECORDS IN DALLAS 🏆 Most attended urban concert ever 🏆 Highest-grossing urban concert ever
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VICTOR WEMBANYAMA ➡️ STEPHON CASTLE➡️ DEVIN VASSELL THIS PLAY IS CRAZY. 🤯
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Sacramento Kings are debuting their nba cup court tonight and it is the best in the NBA
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NO rapper can solo a stadium tour. Not a single one. Whoever u wanna name…NO.
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Our Dec. 8 court date in front of the 15th court of appeals has been canceled. Our case will now be heard in front of the new court in 2027. The date has not yet been set but we are optimistic for this opportunity.
New: Texas appeals court that flipped to Dem from GOP cancels Dec. 8 argument in challenge to state smokable THC ban. Decision will be left to Dem replacements. Justice Scott Field tells me court will spend time left on cases already argued. #txlege news.bloomberglaw.com/litiga…
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Richard Jefferson on Victor Wembanyama’s historic performance against the Mavs: “That was one of the most dominant games I’ve ever seen in my life.. both ends of the floor. It was a joke.” #GoSpursGo #PorVida
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“Rather than making direct organizational contributions, AIPAC plans to focus on recommending candidates to members and encouraging individual donors to give directly.” Yet again, another ruse… 😒
Announcement: I will no longer be taking corporate PAC money or any special interest money tied to foreign policy. This cycle, I was able to raise around $4 million this cycle with a large portion in small-dollar donations. I will be one of a handful of elected officials who will not take this money anymore, and I think that’s incredibly important for the American people. More elected officials should do it, but campaign finance is a double-edged sword, and it can be incredibly expensive to run for office, so some are unable to do so at this point until they build up a bigger support base. It is important to lead by example. Thank you all for your continued support, and I look forward to the 120th Congress.
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Go back to pushing BiBi’s chair up to the table and leave us alone.
JUST IN - Trump: "You only have yourselves to blame!"
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And btw I won't ever let one trifling clown stop me from being who I love to be. So who wants rockets tickets and I'll let @DuckerAdin36 pick the winner
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Let me be clear: I will never take a penny from AIPAC or Super PACs that don’t put Mississippi and America first. This Senate seat belongs to the people of Mississippi. That’s who I’ll answer to.
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Everybody on Twitter should be following Major (Ret.) Richard Ojeda. He’s the kind of firebrand Democrat we’ve been waiting for. And he’s a Congressman-Elect. He’ll probably follow you back. 🙌🇺🇸
I’m so sick of watching these incompetent cowards run our country.
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Josh Reddick with a very unexpected but welcomed appearance at the Bowling for Soup show.
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Trump family dumping their stocks.
BREAKING: Around $2.1 trillion wiped off the S&P 500’s market value as U.S. stocks plunge amid a massive tech selloff, according to Dow Jones Market Data.
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Duh. lol
Texas going blue Is their karma for making a weed pen a felony
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We lost Mississippi. Just stop.
"We mass imported a population from cultures that are diametrically opposed to the United States." @JohnDoyle, @NickJFreitas, and @AuronMacintyre break down the impact that demographic changes and immigration have on the outcome of elections:
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OK, so NOW everyone can pronounce my last name.
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