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Joshua retweeted
when i was 19 i worked at a pizza place, and every friday around 7pm a guy named doug would call to say his large pepperoni pizza showed up with no pepperoni on it.
every friday. same complaint, same line: "i paid for pepperoni and i got cheese."
my manager, gary, didn't want a fight, so he'd just comp him a free pizza. by week five we had given doug four free pizzas, and i was convinced he was scamming us.
i started watching the pizza get made. the pepperoni was always on there. i even took a photo once, with the pepperoni clearly visible, just to have proof.
so on week five, gary told me to deliver doug's pizza myself and "figure out what's going on."
i knocked, doug opened the door, and i said i'd like to watch him open the box. he looked confused but said ok.
Joshua retweeted
the real carl from shameless was NOT someone to mess with these robbers thought they were about to rob an ordinary guy, not knowing they were walking straight into their own graves. bro picked the wrong person to mess with. 🎥🍿🔥
Joshua retweeted
It’s going to be the WORST WEEK of your life if you ignore the black cat with the golden face
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