Folks. Don't use drugs. Preferably, don't even use alcohol. They will reduce your life to an animalistic biological hellscape that will make whatever misery or tedium you were trying to intoxicate your way out of look heavenly by comparison and then kill you at your lowest. RIP.
This song made me cry like an idiot six years ago.
And also tonight.
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"Pouring boiling water on someone trying to steal things is much worse than actually stealing things."
It's not.
"So you value things over people's lives?"
No. You value things over people's lives. That thing you want to steal wasn't given; it was earned. It was worked for. By stealing, you are stealing their life and their work.
"Louis Vuitton can afford to lose some purses."
Well no, but even so, you can't eat a purse, and you are, in fact, stealing the livelihood of the workers who work in that shop. You're stealing money from the building manager who makes sure the building is in working order.
The thing you're stealing is more than just an object. You're stealing someone's time and life. That is why property can be and should be defended to the extent that the defender is comfortable with, whether that is boiling water or a 9mm handgun. The defender is not the one putting the thief's life in danger. The thief is.
Looking back I'm amused at how many of my songs have an ending deliberately engineered to make the listener upset.
Why does @dominos think that watching people fall to their death is going to make me hungry for a small rectangular pizza? I've seen two different ads this morning featuring people tumbling down a mountain. It's "distasteful."
You may think you're white. But are you microwaving two tortillas with cheese in between them and calling it a "cossa-deeya" white?
If you record the note payments on your business vehicle as auto expenses without a P/I split, please unfriend me. And preferably go hug a grizzly bear.
It always gets worse.
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One of the great developments in the last few years is Americans and Japanese people rediscovering how much we love each other.
Theyβre different from us. No question. But overall, great people. Great country.
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Why is it people think its ok to constantly try to get introverts out of their comfort zone - but no one is ever trying to get extroverts to shut the fuck up for a little while?
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I'm just going to post this video every time Joust Jr. crashes the car. youtube.com/watch?v=RGgRipOHβ¦











