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40 year old Yorkshireman. Extremely proud father since 17.04.2012💙 Hull City A.F.C. ⚫️🟠 Currently doing things in the industrial air filter business.

Halesowen/East Yorkshire
Joined August 2009
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If this is true, it’s just not right at all. #hcafc
30% of the away end full of tourists? Dreadful if true. Acun, don't sell our soul away. #hcafc
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And can we please start putting more respect on Lewie Coyle’s name? He’s the modern day Ash, steps up & up to every challenge and succeeds. He was really good again today. #hcafc
Well, there’s absolutely no shame in that at all. If I’m being nit picky, I’d (I’m sure we all would) like to see a bit more in the way of actually testing the keeper. All in all though, we were playing the best in the land so can’t grumble too much. #hcafc
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Well, there’s absolutely no shame in that at all. If I’m being nit picky, I’d (I’m sure we all would) like to see a bit more in the way of actually testing the keeper. All in all though, we were playing the best in the land so can’t grumble too much. #hcafc
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Good half that. Mendy has to stop yanking on shirts though. Got away with a couple of those now.
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When did being a victim become “cool”? Ah yes, when social media was invented and people could get the attention that they so desperately needed. I honestly pity them.
my wokest opinion is let’s stop thinking that white queer people aren’t oppressed especially trans people. yes they have privilege being white, but that’s all they have because of their queerness. i’m tired of people being like “oh white queers want to be oppressed so bad”
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Geo and big Dan won me £100 GBP on this night. I’ll never forget the bookie smirking at me as handed over the bet slip on the Friday during my lunch break. It was me smirking when I returned on Monday to collect. #hcafc
A day to remember. 😮‍💨
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Don’t worry City fans. If you need an Arsenal ticket, good ole’ Tiago from the U.S has you covered. 🤪 #hcafc
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😂😂 so true.
Legally being able to shag the arse off your blood cousin but not watch said content has to be the most UK legislation ever
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Yep, it’s absolute dog shit and just one of the reasons the masses don’t watch it anymore.
I hate that this is what wrestling has become. 😔
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What cool gifts these are #hcafc
Congrats, lads! 👏
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The Fat Bald Sausage ⚫️🟠 retweeted
Identity is the central question of our age. While the present regime encourages every other group to celebrate and politically organise around its identity, it does everything in its power to prevent the native British people - and Europeans in general - from doing the same. That ends now. Before anything else, our first consideration must be "how does this benefit our people?" If something benefits us, we do it. If something hurts us, we crush it. It's that simple.
Restore Britain is the only political party that is prepared to put the native British people first
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These people are actually shoving it in our face. “It’s moral bankruptcy that we’re worried about”. This is a plan. There’s absolutely no question.
🚨Rupert Lowe just stood up in Parliament and told the Chancellor the truth no one else will say: Britain is bankrupt. Hundreds of billions on debt interest, migrant hotels, foreign aid, public sector fraud, and benefits for the indolent - while we dump a £3 TRILLION debt and a record tax burden on our kids. Then he asked the killer question: “Is bankrupting Britain a consequence of your policy… or is it now the actual objective?” The gasps from the government benches said everything. And that smirk at the end? Absolute icing on the cake.
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Couldn’t agree more.
I was accused of 'whipping up division' across Britain by a Labour Minister in Parliament today. 'Moral bankruptcy', he called it, as their MPs all cheered like performing seals desperate for yet another fish. The calibre of politicians running our country, compared with the quality, intelligence and decency of the British people they are supposed to represent, is frankly obscene. You cannot believe it. The lunatics aren't just running the asylum, they've broken out and somehow stormed parliament in sufficient numbers to 'run' the country. Our people deserve so much better than this shower of arrogant, self-congratulatory, unimpressive mediocrities who have the sheer cheek to lecture the rest of us about morality. The tragedy of modern Britain is that the people being governed are infinitely more capable than those governing them.
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Absolutely disgusting. But nooooo, we don’t have a government and policing issue in this country do we.
‘Manipulated in our darkest hours’: Henry Nowak’s family say police misled them itv.com/news/2026-11-02/mani…
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You dont know what his family thinks either. He’s done something you never will. Seen things you can probably only dream of and spent time with people you never will. No, he isn’t a “hero”, he’s an adventurer.
Seeing a lot of opinions on Karl Bushby. I’m a dad & I’m a son. Can I fathom leaving my son and mum for that long? Absolutely not. However, I don’t know Karl. Neither do you. So quit being a judgemental arsehole until you know his story.
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Seeing a lot of opinions on Karl Bushby. I’m a dad & I’m a son. Can I fathom leaving my son and mum for that long? Absolutely not. However, I don’t know Karl. Neither do you. So quit being a judgemental arsehole until you know his story.
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I detest this government.
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham will tomorrow announce £40m in infrastructure and green energy projects for Caribbean countries
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Fuck em. It’s pretty well established now that if you have Halloween decs, you welcome trick or treaters. If not, you’d rather be left alone. They just want to suck anything fun out of our lives.
WOW 🚨 Police and councils across the UK have issued "no trick or treat" posters warning that Halloween can upset religious or cultural beliefs They’re also advising residents Halloween decorations can be harmful to those with different religious beliefs such as Muslims, Jehovah's Witnesses and more Leicestershire Police advised that some residents may skip Halloween because they are “observing religious or cultural beliefs that do not include Hallowe’en.” They also suggested avoiding houses that display the posters and homes with no decorations and pumpkins. Swale Borough Council with Kent Police referenced households that may not take part for “religious reasons,” plus vulnerability or low income Buckinghamshire Council noted some people may not want to be disturbed because they are “fighting demons of their own. The Metropolitan Police and other forces described Halloween as potentially a “stressful” or “fearful” time for some people. Multiple forces and councils provided printable “No Trick or Treat” posters for any household that doesn’t want visitors. Some also advised limiting egg and flour sales to reduce “tricks”
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He is correct no matter what the lunatics want to say.
🚨BREAKING: Jeremy Clarkson is facing fresh calls from the left to be CANCELED after he weighed in on the Muslim grooming gangs scandal and said it is not racist to investigate a rapist. His exact words: “It’s not racist to investigate a rapist! We need to remove the shackles of political correctness from the police.” In his column, Clarkson argued that police must be freed from the fear of being labeled racist if they pursue these cases. He wrote that a young girl could report being raped by a gang of Pakistani men only to be dismissed because officers know they risk cancellation for reporting it. Clarkson said another public inquiry is unnecessary because the problem is already clear, and the real obstacle has been the refusal to confront the ethnicity of the perpetrators without being accused of bigotry. The comments have drawn sharp criticism online from activists who claim he is stoking racism, with some calling for advertisers and platforms to drop him. This is the same pattern that has followed Clarkson for years whenever he says something "politically incorrect".
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The Fat Bald Sausage ⚫️🟠 retweeted
As a gay man, I'll say what a lot of us are thinking. We fought to be left alone. To marry the man we love, keep our jobs, and live a quiet life. We won. Then woke activists took our letters, stapled on a dozen causes we never signed up for, and started calling us bigots for saying sex is real. That isn't our movement anymore.
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