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Jranet@Jranet_Sep 25

I don’t want to be negative on Twitter anymore it’s bad for my soul

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Jranet@Jranet_5h

Look I was at a somewhat breakup time of my life and

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@LinkofSunshine6h

How much did you pay for your last haircut

61%<40

29%40-80

6%80-125

4%>125

4,563 votes • 17 hours

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Jranet@Jranet_Nov 13

How’s it going?

11%Pretty great

41%Kinda mid

28%Pretty bad dog

20%Well, about half

54 votes • Final results

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Jranet@Jranet_Nov 6

In my mind the fingernail is a permanent fixture and the white stuff grows off the end but after thinking I have come to the horrifying realization that it may be growing from the very bottom of the nail forwards

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Jranet retweeted

VoteHub projects Troy Jackson to win the Maine U.S. Senate election.

Image from VoteHub (@VoteHub)

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Jranet@Jranet_Nov 3

Even with bedhead you must vote

Image from Jranet (@Jranet_)

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Jranet@Jranet_Nov 3

It hit its all time high on the very last forecast on Election Day this is delightful

@NateSilver538Nov 3

Our forecast is now final and "official". 🐬🐬🐬 natesilver.net/p/nate-silver…

FLIPR 2026 midterm election forecast

FLIPR 2026 midterm election forecast

Silver Bulletin's prediction for every Senate, House, and gubernatorial election in 2026.

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Jranet@Jranet_Nov 3

Just ran my first 15 minute mile c:

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Jranet@Jranet_Nov 2

Jranet :3

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Jranet@Jranet_Nov 1

What type of voter are you

20%Mail

50%Early In Person

22%Election Day

8%I don’t get choices :(

96 votes • Final results

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Jranet@Jranet_Nov 1

I vote on Election Day :D

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Jranet@Jranet_Oct 30

This map is what’s in my soul

Image from Jranet (@Jranet_)

hazel☀️@sodiumPenOct 30

i think this will happen

Image from hazel☀️ (@sodiumPen)

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Jranet@Jranet_Oct 30

I really want a Democrat to win Iowa and Nebraska so every state in the lower 48 with at least 1 Dem-Caucused senator will be contiguous but I don’t think they’ll give it to me

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Jranet@Jranet_Oct 29

I really liked this one

Jranet@Jranet_Oct 28

Per psychology today what amount of Americans report masturbating at their place of work?

40%<20%

28%Roughly 30%

21%Roughly 40%

11%>50%

53 votes • Final results

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Jranet@Jranet_Oct 28

Per psychology today what amount of Americans report masturbating at their place of work?

40%<20%

28%Roughly 30%

21%Roughly 40%

11%>50%

53 votes • Final results

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Jranet@Jranet_Oct 28

Image from Jranet (@Jranet_)

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Jranet@Jranet_Oct 28

Just got a customer that doesn’t know how tall she is

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Jranet@Jranet_Oct 27

How do I look less sexually harassable?

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Jranet@Jranet_Oct 26

NAC reducing my OCD symptoms by like 70% and reducing my perceived suffering by like 90%

@RachelZaderOct 25

Can you imagine taking allergy medicine for a few days and your longtime depression or ADHD just goes away? I'd be pissed

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Jranet@Jranet_Oct 26

Thank u, blessed Tylenol overdose reverser, whose only side effect is that I can’t take Tylenol

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Jranet@Jranet_Oct 23

My landlord just did extremely sketchy boiler repairs so if it blows up and I perish pls don’t let my death go to waste for Da Cause ty

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