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πŸ‡²πŸ‡½I like anime, pro wrestling, and videogames.πŸ‡²πŸ‡½

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Joined November 2011
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Still one of my greatest gaming achievements to date. @PlayApex
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What the fuck you even supposed to do with your hands while you’re getting your dick sucked ?????
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Throw your heart out in front of you and run ahead to catch it.
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Fuck Val Venis. Fuck anyone who supports Val Vanis Fuck anyone who books Val Venis Fuck that bitch. From the depths of my soul.
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Nobody wants to trans your stupid fucking kid. Shut the fuck up already.
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The Chanclata
This is Flip-Flop Fury, a physics-based projectile precision steering indie game where you hurl footwear at despicable targets! Coming to Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3… by indie dev @shapeshifterDgt
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I finally made it to WAFFLE HOUSE. The staff are always friendly, and when I asked if they would sell me a menu, they sold me one for $5. Next time, I’ll be back at 3 a.m. for fight time. #WAFFLEHOUSE
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Try not to throw your headset challenge stopped just in timeπŸ˜‚ #PlayPokemon
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Americans realizing the Iran war is going so bad that Trump is faking his assassination again
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Congrats on your failure. Most people don’t even try
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You deserve every shitty show, crap main event, extended commercial, patronising promo, and limp dicked wrestlemania you can eagerly guzzle down you brainless fucking twats
Crowd in Vegas chanted THANK YOU VINCE and cheered for his mention at WWE HOF ceremony tonight.
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μ‘°μ‹¬ν•˜μž. 우린 λŒ€ν†΅λ Ή 탄핡 μ „λ¬Έμž„.
Should Korea become the 51st state?
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AEW PPV GIVEAWAY You can see this weekend's AEW Dynasty PPV for FREE! How to enter for a chance to win: - RT this post - Follow me - For another entry, share your favorite AEW PPV moment!
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Can’t imagine why Japan is sick of tourists.
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Turns out Kristi didn’t really Noem
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nobody: kristi noem's husband:
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Hi. Meteorologist here. You’re going to lose that class action suit because you failed high school science.
Ready for a class action lawsuit? I am.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The trails shown are contrails: water vapor from jet engines condenses and freezes into ice crystals in cold, humid high-altitude air, persisting and spreading under specific conditions. epa.gov/regulations-em…
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Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and flip their shit.
BREAKING: Iran shoots down an F-15 with a man on a flying carpet.
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Get off Twitter, and go finish your backlog of video games.
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