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Italian-American| Robert De Niro Fan Club President | Al Pacino Fan Club President | Joe Pesci Fan Club President | Freelance Dipshit | Roll Jays

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Joined October 2013
“Lean your head forward” “I can’t, dumbfuck” “I’m the dumbfuck? While you’re stuck in a fucking urinal?” The pure contempt in those firefighters’ voices given what they’re dealing with is incredible. 10/10
STUCK WHERE?!?!? Firefighters in Kansas City were forced to cut apart a portable toilet after a man somehow became trapped beneath the seat in a strange rescue.
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Just in case you needed a reminder!
Also i’ll do my part: 76 team tournament sucks
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Home and home with East Texas A&M starting next season?
Overlooked ’em at the end — hand up, that’s on me — but the Jays received a singular vote. The point stands: It’s a big week for Alan Huss and Co.
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Alright, who else is going to Manhattan tomorrow and where’s the pregame going to be when we get there?
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I know it didn’t matter but literally every week in this league we see some ridiculous call like this, and somehow it’s always worse than the last one, week to week.
🚨🚨| This was called a penalty on Liverpool. Do you think the ref got it right?
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Nyoni needs to be starting over Szobo and Grav at this point, full stop. We look so much better with him out there.
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I love me some contract season Macca 🥰
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And there’s the kill shot run. Providence will get better as the season goes on, but man has the offense been rough tonight.
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Well at least we have the… Hoyas? Wait what the fuck
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Providence could really use a guy like Oswin right now, that Kapke guy is really tearing them up in the paint
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It’s funny how all these years later the 89-60 game is the case study in how to exploit the Husker defense. If you can move the ball, you’re going to get a ton of open looks from three. Shoot halfway decently and you’ll put yourself in a good position to win.
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Jayden Reid is a certified dude
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Man, watching Blake Harper go 5-8 from 3 and drop 20 casually on a pretty competitive Memphis team REALLY makes me wonder where it all went wrong last year with some of those guys.
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I really gotta stop tipping DoorDash drivers. The number of times I see some of these people park their car or drive around in circles as if they don’t realize I can see their location is maddening.
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All in on Big East solidarity today. FRIAR
LET'S. GO. FRIARS! Get your tickets today! 🎟️ - bit.ly/PCMoheganSun
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Paulie Meatballs retweeted
Thomas for the LEAD 💦 #SOLID | #HootyHoo 🦉🏀
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When T3 shouts out the game you were at you know it was some proper, wagyu grade sicko shit
Kennesaw State trailed Austin Peay 21-3 half way through the first half. Came all the way back to take its first lead with under a minute left, and win it on late FTs! What a comeback effort and thrilling finish for @KSUOWLSMBB!
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FOUL JUST BEFORE THE BUZZER IN KENNESAW THE OWLS HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN IT WITH ONE FREE THROW MAKE
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Paulie Meatballs retweeted
Purdue loses a buy game to Valpo. The epitome of brutality.
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Jon’s talking about the Kennesaw State - Austin Peay game, btw
GRAB YOUR ******* NITROGLYCERIN PILLS.
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