Edward Mott

I'm playing #THKLive on #BlackBerry. Download now on Bplay: http://bpl.me/eIkzWV

@applesauce211 I would, but I've been usin that since I was in the Corps. It's sorta my "catch phrase"...

@applesauce211 ur outta control, guy

So there I was, balls deep in a jar of mayonnaise... Then I thought to myself: Damn, I should have made that sammich first.

I'm playing #THKLive on #BlackBerry at a $2K table.

I've just unlocked the Link Up With Twitter! (5 points) achievement in #THKLive for #BlackBerry!

My Fiance may look sweet but has the mouth of a truck driver!!!

Everything in my life up until this moment, both good and bad, has brought me to where I am right now. And I am truly blessed!

Thinks we should all just have a three day drunk fest in a parking lot somewhere.

NO! I DID NOT TRIP! The floor just looked like it REALLY needed a hug(:

My business is MY business! So unless you're my chones... GET OUTTA MY ASS!!

I didn't loose my marbles, the people in my head are playing with them and they wont give them back! I wish they would learn to share.

Flunked SEX , tutor needed! (Many positions available, Great Benefits) PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON!

Those who walked away; Let them go. Their part in your story is over. :)

be quiet or I'll light the fuse on your tampon

Absolutely...Positively...DO NOT kick a fresh turd on a hot day!!

Always drink apple juice because OJ will kill you.

all right,I'll be" nice" ..the second a monkey flies out of my ass get ready for sunshine and rainbow farts...

gets migraine headaches from the undying urge to choke the life out of certain people...

I'm tired of hearing "there are plenty of fish in the sea" well not anymore! The dang oil spill got em'! Now what am i gonna do?~ Single~