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Julian

@Juliandank

A man of many hats, literally. 👲🏼🧢👑My tweets are my own

 New York
Joined December 2009
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I love when men compliment me – at Manhattan, NY
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Nothing feels better than getting asked to do something you’ve already done
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“He’s so fucking stu” CUT AWAY CUT AWAY
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QUEEEEEEEN #bigbrother
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If my connecting train in Jamaica leaves before my train goes in I’m suing the lirr
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juniper blessing was 19 years old murry foust was 22 years old
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Every week, I become a bigger and bigger Fontana Stan #DragRaceUKvstheWorld
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ICE agents aren't Disney villains. They're our neighbors, friends, and loved ones. These immigration and customs enforcement officers are red-blooded American patriots doing a tough job to keep our nation safe. Assaults against ICE are up 1,300%. I stand with @DHSgov.
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We’re on issue number 3 for the flight I’m on. Been sitting in the plane for 2 hours now, with a delayed flight. This is absurd @JetBlue.
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Why are men more attractive when you’re on vacation? It feels pretty rude
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I’m not great at listening to music, but the music I listen to is great #SpotifyWrapped
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I can say “not interested in this” 100 times and I’ll still see the same ahit I don’t wanna see on here
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I’m not wearing a hat at this wedding and I’m getting compliments on my bald ass head which had been surprising but nice
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I’ve literally having the worst flight experience @Delta. Issue after issue has been occurring and it’s quite literally doubled my travel time. Im still stuck on the plane and we landed over 30 mins ago…
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Don’t cry over that man Katherine please
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My favorite thing is telling people when they’re being annoying on the sidewalk so hopefully they fix themselves and I’ll never see them again
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People who don’t like David Lynch films have lived too normal a life
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The girls are fighting!
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I’m so here for Aja to make every single runway a Pokémon reference truly
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Love that the @LIRR wouldn’t wait 2 minutes for the late connecting train and now I’m stuck for 30 minutes
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Missed my first flight and my second is delayed - killing this vaca
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Landed and my Uber drivers name is Julian. Fully means the rest of the vaca will be perfect
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