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@JumpingOnTables

Crypto and conspiracy. podcast junkie, Purple belt on the mat, white belt at life. I will vote for any politician with cauliflower ear. American Retardo

 Chicago, IL
Joined March 2022
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I fixed it. "I pledge allegiance to the constitution of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for some. "
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Jiu-Jitsu World League charging $29 for a spectator ticket is criminal.
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Just "Condensation" you say?
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Ya never know where you’re gonna run into X friends.🤷 Ended up on the same jobsite with @JumpingOnTables
Image from Kidney Prince 🇺🇸 (@UltraToxicMale)
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They say never meet your X friends. I say get better X friends. Thanks @UltraToxicMale for the gifts. see ya Monday.
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Wife asked about the election results. Somehow I ended up talking about the 3rd temple, the ADL, and Leo Frank.
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I am too libertarian to pay for Twitter anymore. When I had to file a 1099 for tweeting, I really re-evaluated. So if I want to tweet something long, I have to do it in multiple tweets like back in the day. 😂
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I just checked the election results. So, I’m not getting my $5,000?
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That one grape in the bag that’s a lil fucked up
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I do very much love seeing my artwork hanging in the walls of peoples homes ❤️⛓️🪝
Image from Kenny T, The StrangleChef (@StranglechefKT)
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Voting is fake and gay.
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Seahawks are going back to the Superbowl
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I love my state, but I wish we would stop electing creeps like this bitch.
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Samurai Apocalypse (@HeatherIsUnsane) profile pictureSamurai Apocalypse@HeatherIsUnsaneNov 3
I love my state, but I wish we would stop electing creeps like this bitch.
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My wife's boss is hilarious. The kids and i went to her job to do a group workout. This large woman was pushing the sled, my wife's boss proceeds to jump on the sled and starts twerking as she pushes. The funniest shit I've seen.
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Tomorrow:
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Good afternoon.
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Replying to @SkyNews @ShingiMararike
Abandoned his family and fucked off for 28 years Why are we pedestaling this cunt
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My oldest daughter started competing 7 years ago. Yesterday I got to corner my youngest daughter during her 1st time competing. Being a girl dad is rough but knowing my daughters can protect themselves and push themselves to do things that make them better in life is so rewarding
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You cant park there.
Aaron Nye (@anogy) profile pictureAaron Nye
@anogyNov 1
How are all the power lines not destroyed above the impact site?
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ICE has been notified.
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