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I pretend like I know what I'm doing, it's gotten me this far.

Joined April 2017
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Going to start compiling the silly usernames I see in Apex Congrats Glitter Boobs, you're the first
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Learning HTML code so you could make your MySpace page sparkly
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Porn is the front line for censorship, followed by horror. With horror's mainstream appeal having gone up, of course these authoritarian fucks are jumping onto banning "types" of porn. They whittle away a small bit at a time, because y'all are too ashamed to fight back for porn.
🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow: - Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth - Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18 - Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it
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If someone told 12 year old me that this was the man I adored in the future... I would not believe you...
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im a ✨✨ person. it never means AI it just means im whimsical. sometimes it means good vibes. NEVER AI. they cant take that away from me
I will never forgive AI for taking away the 4 pointed little sparkle from me. Fuck you.
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I sincerely apologize for mocking this image in the past Im so fucking sorry
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Now that Woke is back (G)amers have no idea what’s coming. Stories will be 12x as gay. Female character chests rendered concave. COD campaigns entirely from the mujahideen perspective. Crucifixions in Minecraft. Charlie Kirk jokes in every Steam review. We’re coming for you.
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We're digging up Charlie Kirk and embalming him in gender fluid
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I am being so serious right now when I say this and you will listen to my fucking words. do not welcome any billionaire who seemingly "got better" after tonight and tries to quirk chungus their way out of responsibility they are showing their bellies, don't fawn, stab it.
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they should title a song in mcr5 like this or use it as a lyric
"the harm is ongoing and defendants plan to do it again" is killing me
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he’s not in politics anymore but i want to take this opportunity to say fuck bobby jindal
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BREAKING: Virginia has just repealed its constitutional ban on same-sex marriage. And codified abortion rights into the state constitution. On the same night. This is not a blue wave. This is a tsunami.
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“they elected a trans woman!!” “that’s great!” “in alabama”
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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>The year is 1998. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released. >The year is 2026. Georgia flips blue and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is released.
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fortnite can you stop forcing players to equip the skins a mythic item/medallion is based off of. i dont want to play as one piece characters. i have my skin equipped for a reason.
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anyone remember when we got a glimpse of party poison
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9/11 made my beetles live longer
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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