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Joined January 2010
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How my mom felt sending me a blue screen at 2am to notify me of victory
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America is for Americans.
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BREAKING: Democrats are now calling for ban on artificial superintelligence.
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YALL FUCKING STORMED THE CAPITOL OH MY FUCKING GOD
Did y'all see all the cities burning because Republicans lost elections last night? Neither did I... Remember that
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The Navy Admiral who Pete Hegseth fired, Nancy Lacore, a 35-year Navy veteran, last night defeated her MAGA republican opponent to win a House seat - South Carolina District 1. Now he has to answer to her in Congress
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How it feels voting blue in Mississippi
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🚨 BREAKING: Democrats have officially FLIPPED the Texas State Board of Education. Bibles will no longer be forced inside classrooms.
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In 2014, Devon Still's daughter Leah was battling stage 4 cancer. During chemo, the only thing she'd eat was Chick-fil-A. Today, she is 16, cancer-free, and just started her very first job at Chick-fil-A. 🙏❤️
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Me acabo de enterar que lo de Alaska ha sido tan divertido porque, ¿como viene un candidato con el mismo nombre del republicano y con la confusión le arrebata 3500 votos que le hacen falta para ir ganando? JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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Cristiano Ronaldo has officially retired from international football 🇵🇹 He retires with the most caps in international football (234) and most goals in international football (146) 🐐
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This is the moment it started! This single moment made a man, made a movement and gave people right to have audacity. Mamdani will be a legend forever.
THROWBACK: Zohran Mamdani says he'll "stay in New York City" rather than go on a first foreign trip, while others say they'll go to Israel. Mamdani also promised to "meet Jewish New Yorkers at their synagogues, temples, or at their subway stations."
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A 10-year old boy wrote Virginia Foxx a letter as part of a school project. He had to write a persuasive essay and he chose tax credits for electric vehicles. The congresswoman responded by ripping him & his teacher. Last night, voters retired Rep. Foxx.
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my hometown’s reaction in 2 snapchat stories:
i find solace in knowing for a fact, my entire family is FUMING that texas is blue & i don’t even talk to them
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and DONT FORGET, when the Big Ugly Bill starts in January, IT WAS NOT THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause yall seem to forget how start dates work
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Replying to @JustMuNow
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THEYRE LOSING DISTRICTS THEY GERRYMANDERED FOR THEMSELVES BAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Good morning!
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Elon Musk and Joe Rogan moved to Texas to escape liberal California and inadvertently turned Texas blue for the first time in 30 years 😂
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For the first time in US history, the country has both a Muslim mayor and senator.
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