𝐒𝐄𝐎𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐒(limited)

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐔𝐃𝐃𝐇𝐀 . unburdened by worry, unshackled. he is truly 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄 . ⠀⠀⠀⠀#MVRP x #RORRP x #MYTHRP

“ Wait really ? Like, bonafide witch? Lemme see some magic ? ” It was less of a question, and more of an excited demand. Not intentionally sounding AS pushy.

. . . ( slow head turn ) you calling me fat ?

Yep . Keeps the mind firing on all cylinders.

I would fight Kanda over having someone who can bring me snacks. It’s THAT serious.

Now that is a surprise. The way people talked about “ the great destroyer, Thor”, you’d think destruction is all you wanted. Hah — ( genuinely amused, clapping his hands together, as if applauding a performance ) Makes me wanna fight that guy now. . . Well, if he was alive.

At the very least, you won’t die. You’re under my protection.

“ Do I need a reason, hall monitor ? I typically go wherever I please. Either I find excitement, or excitement finds me. Or at the very least, I find a new spot to nap. ”

Just as I — How did you anger more than one god ?

yo hey, put the cock of Babylon away. it’s not the right day.

this feels like it has kanda’s name written all over it.

Hah ? What happened now ?

. . . Hmmm ( a moment of ‘silence’ in return. it was more like Buddha simply stopped talking to think about his answer, but he didn’t stop eating of course. ) thanks for being real. obviously, i think humanity deserves saving, having been a human.

And that’s already leagues better than anything din din of your brother have done. ( munching on chocolate ) i do wanna ask you a question, however. disregard how your old man feels, your personal duty, and opposing sides — how do YOU feel about humanity ?

I don’t know if Ama chooses favorites amongst her staff, but she needs to start.

“ do you know that with absolute certainty ? ”