researcher. dog lover. food eater. functional bi at the best of times. filipino always. I get way too invested in fictional characters. she/her/hers
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my 18 yo cousin just secretively pulled me aside because her girlfriend wanted to meet me on FaceTime because I’d been described to her as “the cool bi cousin” 😭😭😭😭
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In honor of Ketel’s mother we’re asking fans if you’re going to any of the games this weekend to wear pink or your brightest most fun clothes in solidarity with Ketel! We want to show how much we love and appreciate our MVP and his wonderful mother who brought him into this world.
just learned JD Vance’s confirmation saint is Augustine of Hippo so now I keep picturing
*Vance in IKEA, lustily eying a finnala*
“Let me be chaste…but not yet”
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Let’s play ball.
🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍
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Some professional news: I'm extremely excited to have accepted a position as an Assistant Instructional Professor in the Master of Arts Program in Computational Social Science at @UChicago. Really thrilled to start teaching in a great program and to be moving back to Chicago!
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Lucas was with us through three states, five apartments, two graduate degrees, and a pandemic. He has been a constant source of kindness, love, and support. I miss him so much.
it's me, i'm the most depressed and annoying friend
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16 years ago tonight, Tony Soprano and his family met at their favorite ice cream parlor for some onion rings. The meal ended with
genuinely can't decide what's funnier here: "ancient greece followed christianity" or "assassin's creed is known for its historical realism"
dear person who broke into my car—next time, please at least take the old, worn out charging cable so I can feel like at least one of us got something out of this experience other than a bill to replace a shattered window
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Make sure to check up on your bisexual friends and see how they’re doing. Hades 2 was announced tonight
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but they were, all of them, deceived, for no tickets were mastered
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but they were, all of them, deceived, for another checkmark was made
TIL my husband strips three musketeers bars fully naked with his teeth before eating the inside and i don't know how to handle this
