
RIV Blaseball | Memorial twitter account for the Kansas City Breath Mints. S22 and SC3 Internet Series Champions 💚🍬😘🏆 Header by @asmallerfish & @mintmaxed
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With blaseball ending, the Kansas City Breath Mints twitter is officially retiring. Although I haven’t been active at all in blaseball’s absence, the profound impact that this team and community has had on me will remain in my heart forever.
We got two championships though! 🏆🤩
The Breath Mints. 🍬 retweeted
As part of my ongoing effort to prove that I’m coping well with the end of #blaseball, here is my custom-ordered @KC_BreathMints baseball. In my heart, always.
The Breath Mints. 🍬 retweeted
In light of #blaseball ending, I put together a heartfelt tribute to a community I will miss dearly.
A Tribute to The Breath Mints.
vimeo.com/833017863?share=co…
But thank you all again for making the Kansas City Breath Mints a truly memorable experience for me and many others. Feel free reply with your favorite memories of KCBM, I’d love to hear them!
I’d say this sounds like a eulogy but I already had to write one of those for us!
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The Breath Mints. 🍬 retweeted
We are devastated to announce we are ending Blaseball and saying goodbye to some incredible team members.
Our full post here:
medium.com/@thegameband/so-l…
The Breath Mints. 🍬 retweeted
s2g17: Former Steak and Breath Mint Marco Stink falls during the Steaks/Georgias game. #blaseball
s2g19: A Bard Umpire rules in Tacos Player Jenkins Good's favor! Also a Knight Umpire rules in Steaks Player Again Espinoza's favor! #blaseball
Oh different colored solar eclipses… and no green for mints so clearly we won’t suffer the consequences of this obviously
Me, wearing green and red: wow just like my favorite team the Kansas City Breath Mints #teampride #swag
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HEY MINTS! WELCOME BACK 🥰🍬🤩
Fresh 🍬 out of Parliamint 🏛 here’s your Season 1 voting 🗳 guide🙏! No more wills, so its pretty simple!
As always, you don’t have to vote with us, but here’s what we officially decided:
The Breath Mints. 🍬 retweeted
Congratulations Kansas City Breath Mints! You are now in #PARTYTIME!
Against our old rivals I see.
Replying to @blaseball
⚾️🩸THE STAGE IS SET🩸⚾️

ALT A HAND DRAWN CHAMPIONSHIP BRACKET FOR THE INTERNET LEAGUE BLASEBALL POSTSEASON 1. STARTING WITH THE HELLMOUTH SUNBEAMS VERSUS THE MIAMI DALE AND THE CHARLESTON SHOE THIEVES VS THE KANSAS CITY BREATH MINTS ON THE LEFT. ON THE RIGHT IT IS THE MEXICO CITY WILD WINGS VERSUS THE SEATTLE GARAGES AND THEN THE ATLANTIS GEORGIAS VERSUS THE HAWAI'I FRIDAYS
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