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Emily Wood

@kettering

It’s possible and necessary to be interested in everything. - Adrienne Rich. Editorial/Social @Google. Opinions are my own.

 SF, CA
Joined March 2007
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Guy Lodge@GuyLodge14 Apr 2023
She’s everything. He’s just Ken.
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when client asks for rationale
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Vulture@vulture21 Mar 2023
kieran culkin telling brian cox “dance bitch” to call me maybe
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@SFGate10 Jan 2023
San Francisco just recorded the third-wettest 15-day period since the Gold Rush in 1849. dlvr.it/SggQqQ
How much rain did San Francisco get in atmospheric river?

How much rain did San Francisco get in atmospheric river?

San Francisco just recorded the third-wettest 15-day period since the Gold Rush in 1849.

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Just watched a man at a bar in Penn Station order two martinis, pay for them, promptly pour them into an empty Evian bottle, and then walk out all while Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” played on the jukebox. Happy holidays!
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I will admit that everything got much stupider and more bad way faster than I ever imagined buzzfeednews.com/article/kat…
Twitter Just Banned Posting Links To Other Social Platforms

Twitter Just Banned Posting Links To Other Social Platforms

“Twitter will no longer allow free promotion of specific social media platforms on Twitter.”

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I don’t understand how COVID is spiking again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened
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babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your sunday afternoon creeping sense of dread for the week ahead
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Oh no I am the grandma let's get you to bed meme
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@ashleyfeinberg25 Nov 2022
TikTok is fuckin wild
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Letter of recommendation: drinking one martini and singing Baby Shark a cappella with your children
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The latest write-thru of the NYT dad hero Club Q story is even more of a gut-punch than it was four hours ago. nytimes.com/2022/11/21/us/co…
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we'll always have jokes like these (until we don't)
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What a dumb, sad bummer.
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Bess Kalb
@bessbell17 Nov 2022
Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.
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Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this product
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billionares are so weird. what are you saving up for? hell?
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