
It’s possible and necessary to be interested in everything. - Adrienne Rich. Editorial/Social @Google. Opinions are my own.
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San Francisco just recorded the third-wettest 15-day period since the Gold Rush in 1849. dlvr.it/SggQqQ
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Just watched a man at a bar in Penn Station order two martinis, pay for them, promptly pour them into an empty Evian bottle, and then walk out all while Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” played on the jukebox. Happy holidays!
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I will admit that everything got much stupider and more bad way faster than I ever imagined buzzfeednews.com/article/kat…
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I don’t understand how COVID is spiking again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened
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babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your sunday afternoon creeping sense of dread for the week ahead
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The latest write-thru of the NYT dad hero Club Q story is even more of a gut-punch than it was four hours ago.
nytimes.com/2022/11/21/us/co…
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Hello. Young kids back in school are so sick right now. Everyone with a preschooler has an entire household of sleepless viral cough snot fevers for the past two months without a fucking break. So if you know a parent going through this, be kind and gently hit them with your car.
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Okay twitter blue has been such a success I need to do a thread. Feel free to add to the 🧵on the great launch of this product
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hear me out: Muppet Twilight. Nothing else changes. It’s the exact same movie but every character but Bella is a muppet.
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Smoke from California’s wildfires in 2020 — the worst modern wildfire season on record — put twice as many greenhouse gas emissions into the atmosphere as the state’s total reduction in such emissions from 2003 to 2019, researchers found in a new study.
trib.al/KWin86J
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Millennials de-escalate by adding "lol" at the end of everything. AIM tendencies.
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first draft of email: please fuck all the way off
email sent: i apologize for any confusion
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holy shit, i can fix this if i vote? awesome! when’s the next supreme court election??


































