the feminine urge to buy a cute little mug for myself, my best friend, and every single person i’ve ever met
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my brain? an amazing machine. cannot do basic math, but can take one normal situation & turn it into 1000 imaginary catastrophes. amazing
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when “this kiss” starts playing in practical magic i could run through a brick wall
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one day you are young, and the next day you have to use three strategically placed pillows to sleep at night so your body does not break in half
middle age doesn’t begin at a certain number, middle age begins when you put that little travel-sized bottle of ibuprofen in your bag

















