fan account for the 1996 movie twister

Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2011
what a year (deragatory)
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feeling rested, recharged, and ready to take on this totally normal week
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first day of november, a sad day for ween queens
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celebrating halloween in your 30s (fully committed, fully exhausted)
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my brain & my one remaining brain cell
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friend: so what’s new? me [life in shambles, so many new & alarming stories to share]: oh nothing
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the feminine urge to buy a cute little mug for myself, my best friend, and every single person i’ve ever met
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shifting into October Mode
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i want to be loved but honestly i should probably be studied
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my brain? an amazing machine. cannot do basic math, but can take one normal situation & turn it into 1000 imaginary catastrophes. amazing
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they’re watching me, gathering intel. it isn’t right
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give me the merlincore life
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when “this kiss” starts playing in practical magic i could run through a brick wall
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first day of fall, the time has come
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packing for a short weekend trip
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one day you are young, and the next day you have to use three strategically placed pillows to sleep at night so your body does not break in half
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starting a major political event at 9pm? as if we are a country of DJs??
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middle age doesn’t begin at a certain number, middle age begins when you put that little travel-sized bottle of ibuprofen in your bag
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in my villain era (setting extremely minor boundaries)
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