Catholic. AOH Div 14, Secretary ☘️. Divine- and NBC-Office
Richmond Hill, Queens
Joined August 2010
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Why I want to be Pope:
Pope Kevin: “Harold! I lost my keys again! Bring me the tongue of Saint Anthony.”
*venerates tongue*
Pope Kevin: “Found them! They were in the door again.” – at Queens, NY
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An overtime win for @jjmccarthyy18 in his first start for the @Giants.
@Kristina_Pink spoke with the QB.
My Alma mater gutted the Humanities department and still has the nerve to call itself a Liberal Arts college @LVC It’s such a joke
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It’s a good thing he didn’t tell a group of college kids to get married, have a family, and lead a good life, or he’d be in real trouble
JUST IN: Police responded to an "assault in progress" involving Miami Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill.
Story from @WPLGLocal10:
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Which alt rock band does a better job addressing mathematics in pop culture: John Flansbugh’s MonoPuff (@tmbg) “Oddball” or @modestmouseband’s “Never Ending Math Equation”?
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Ok this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
Michael Cohen is trying to explain his plans to leave the country after Trump won and is getting increasingly mad as livestream viewers add a Turkey filter to his face.
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Trump JOKES about his garbage man uniform during his Wisconsin rally.
"They said I look thinner, I said 'In that case, I'll wear it on stage.'"
"I may never wear a blue jacket again!"
Love that @thenorthface customer service response to calling about your package being stolen is “we advise you to call you local police department and file a theft report.”
Just tell me you can’t help me
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For the last three months, I’ve been working for the New York Post to diligently examine every clue in this nearly 50-year-old cold case and establish as many facts as possible. I discovered some new information that paints a clearer picture of what happened.
Podcast renews interest in nearly 50-year cold case of teen Judith Brown, who disappeared with her fugitive fiancé trib.al/aBBBhd4
Hi @fuboTV @fubosupport I’ll come back when you bring back @SNYtv @tntsports and @hgtv. Your service isn’t worth the premium price without sports and entertainment.
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Rosary Giveaway!! First Friday again !
Finally I’m back and this time as promised we have 2!
Beautiful amazonite beads With cord and a wire wrapped rosary with blue stone. Please read the instructions on the photo. May the most deserving win!
Every time I order @Grubhub I say never again, and every time I do, it’s the worst ever. Don’t know why I keep using this awful service
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