Get that Kroc down from there. He'll hurt himself

Smash bros in the big '26 has only two ways to play: cheese the ever lovin' shit outta your opponent. Or the lamest, playground-style game of tag I've ever seen.

So there's this major coming up; Big Cheese 6. I don't know how to get ready for it. Like, I know what I'll be wearing and all. But how do I get my brain ready too?

I believe, we can all come together as a community, to agree that there is no such thing as a Game and Watch 'player'. That character plays the game for you.

Tier list this and match-up Chart that....we all have the same roster screen, Steve is right there

When life goes well, its so annoying that I now have nothing to complain about!?!?! Like dude, give me something, ANYTHING! I can't keep going through life with sunshine and rainbows where the birds sing. Its so boring.

Singles competitive smash is the least fun way to play Sakurai-made, family-friendly party game meant for little Timmy and baby Bobby Venezuelan Doubles is where it's at

In the realm of competitive gaming, COUNTER PCIKING, is the lowest form of sportsmanship and competitive spirit I have ever seen. We play mains for many reasons, we have secondaries to support our mains' worst MUs. But to outright counter pick 'for funnies' is disgraceful.

I love being lowkey forced to give Nintendo more money, I already spent $100+ on SSBU and its farter's arse 1 and 2. Now the smash community has coerced everyone to buy yet another switch just to have a competitive advantage?? System's rigged against the poor switch 2 players.

Question for the greater smash communuty: What B.S mechanic/gimmick would your main get if they cost an extra $5.99??? (R.O.B players don't get a say)

Characters effort in getting wins (ordered) Not taking criticism, these are FACTS!

Kazuya, in Smash Ultimate, is as honest as a top tier can get. No cheesy set-ups. No cringe edge-guarding or ledge traps. Just pure fundies and execution.

Beat @yellow_kazoo in several money matches. Best $7 of my life

Smash moves are not made equal, and these moves are funnier than most