I sure do have a lot of bike stuff in here.... and telephones, I guess. Suffering from climate anxiety. #slowthefuckdown pronouns

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Your husband smacks your butt as you unplug the crock pot full of buffalo dip
Itโ€™s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. Youโ€™re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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Life canโ€™t just be weed and porn. You have to gamble too
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Wow... LAX People Mover flashover was caught on video
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Replying to @markasaurus
You get a few gallons of the thickest leaded white paint, and you just slather it over everything but the floor. Hinges? Yep. Doorknobs? You betcha. Window edges? Seal em shut with that paint. Steam rediator? Definitely.
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People on here claiming it takes 3 hours to paint a furnished living room have either never painted a room or have never done a remotely passable job of it
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Honestly the fact that near-universal accessibility of rideshare services has done nothing for DUI fatalities says something incredibly damning about this kind of offender Whatever we do to them needs to be extremely punishing
Imagine a drunk driver hits your kid in a crosswalk and you find out he would still have been in jail if not for his last victim fighting tooth and nail to keep him out
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Vote YES on RTM! It'll cost an East Bay family that spends $20k on taxable goods/year $100. That's far less than the cost of the time and additional gas it'd take to navigate the resulting congestion from far-reduced transit services
Bay Area residents take 1M+ trips every weekday on our four largest transit systems โ€” to get to work, school & everywhere in between. We canโ€™t let devastating cuts take that away. Iโ€™m voting YES on the Regional Transit Measure to keep our region moving. sfgate.com/news/bayarea/artiโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ“ธ SURVEILLING ANGELENOS City Council is voting tomorrow on a pilot contract with AXON for Automated License Plate Readers (ALPRโ€™s). At the center of the debate are questions around data access & audits. ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ4,000 LAPD employees have access โŒ No independent audits required
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"I donโ€™t see RTM losing. But a defeat would be catastrophic for Oakland. If Oakland residents can no longer use BART to get to their San Francisco jobs, they are unlikely to keep living in Oakland."
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Replying to @fiverr
@fiverr you're blocking me from accessing the site because I use an ad blocker. I am coming to your site to spend money on it and you do this. Congrats on losing money.
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I wish to find someone who will do small-contract copy work for me
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Left-NIMBYISM is much funnier. Yeah, i'm a socialist, except in the case of housing, where I believe in zealously protecting the rights of property owners to form a cartel at the expense of the poor. Let's build some parking lots in city centers for suburbanites to park in!
โ€œLeft-YIMBYismโ€ is one of the funniest things Iโ€™ve seen people talk themselves into. Like yeah, Iโ€™m a socialist except in the case of housing where I believe in supply-side economics and deregulation. Letโ€™s bulldoze some section 8 housing and sell it to developers
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donate to a family in Gaza paypal.me/animalrescue703
Michael and Grace are back at tonight's game in Brooklyn ๐Ÿ‘‹
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Royce is a bot.
This is the YIMBY movement. They are racist and right wing to their core. Like much of California politics they cosplay as progressive by being rooted in liberal cities where being labeled Republican is a nonstarter. Same right wing funders though.
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Ethics aside, this take could use some contact with reality. Biden's expanded CTC didn't motivate recipients to vote to maintain it. Trump offered $5000 checks and it hurt him in the polls. The empirical claim that welfare creates single issue voters just doesn't hold up.
If you receive welfare, you shouldnโ€™t get to vote because you'd be a single-issue voter on maintaining and increasing your welfare, plus voting for any party that promises to do this.
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Reminder that Connie Chan adamantly opposed Car-Free JFK in Golden Gate. She tried several times to bring cars back to it, but fortunately failed because she's not very good at getting anything done.
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you're the lazy dog. im the quick brown fox
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Gotta vote for the genocidal Zionist who is also incredibly misogynist and racist towards Asians because billionaires told you to
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If youโ€™re saying that โ€œunderstanding your Constitutional rightsโ€ is advice to โ€œevade ICE,โ€ then youโ€™re acknowledging that ICE is violating Constitutional rights.
BREAKING: Mamdani instructs illegals in spanish on how to evade ICE
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