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@KPatu_

Digital Communication and Content Specialist • Marketing • Jireh’s Aunt

Joined May 2010
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It does get better. December be good to you 🍀
Journalists/reporters/MCs/media presenters 🤝 the ka line “Right about Now”
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Shooting in kla is something else
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I love working on crazy ideas like these. It was fun working with you guys @PearlMagicPrime @DStvUganda TBWA. @loukoutfilms
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One thing about banks…. They will waste your time. 🤦🏾‍♀️
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吳偉雄@jonlpanOct 26
make this the cover of every organic chemistry textbook
Murph (@ninjasniperpon) profile pictureMurph
@ninjasniperponOct 24
Hexagonal growth in a black olive tree.
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Meet the new DStv packages, designed to bring you more of what you love. From your local favourites and kids’ entertainment to the biggest football action and blockbuster shows. It’s all here. ExpectMoreOnDStv.
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REASON WHY Zimbabweans DON'T BUY NEWSPAPERS.
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There is not a single mega church without scandals. Some just burry them well and use anti-gossip sermons to the skeletons at bay. Spiritual abuse thrives because speaking against an abuser in the church is always equated to speaking against God.
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Acan@I_I_AcanOct 16
Gosh, these Absa emails feel like getting romantic texts from a man you don’t like to whom you’ve been promised for an arranged marriage.
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Religious people describing heaven as a classless, stateless, moneyless society and then calling communism evil will never not be funny.
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The fact that there are so many fine gay men just shows that straight men don’t put effort into grooming. That’s why they’re ugly. Some straight men expect women to look like supermodels while being musty, badly dressed, and looking like the before picture in a makeover ad
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@deetaologyOct 14
He was out there dapping up all the 10s at DC Black Pride
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How do I make sure my taxes get to her?
Kiraaa (@Rosaria__lxm) profile pictureKiraaa
@Rosaria__lxmOct 13
Chinese biologist Hongmei Wang wants to make women menstruate only 4 times a year.
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@omgsidewalksOct 12
No better example of why we don't all "have the same 24 hours in a day":
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He was the GOAT
✍🏽 David Jack Tumusiime (@DavidTumusiime) profile picture✍🏽 David Jack Tumusiime
@DavidTumusiimeOct 10
People still listen to radio? Wow!
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eric forman@pcbthsOct 9
people pretend little girls don’t notice the double standards and just randomly one day decide to become feminists
Muthoni ⚢ (@grandpamuthoni) profile pictureMuthoni ⚢@grandpamuthoniOct 9
“Women became feminists because of social media” Me at 10 being told to wash the dishes while my male cousins were lazing around 🙄🙄
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@omgsidewalksOct 10
One of the stranger parts of being an adult is realizing how many people have never questioned a single belief they inherited. Not even out of curiosity.
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The robes exist only in the eyes of those too meek to look. The truth has never worn nothing but itself 😏
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Chioma@MerchimaaaOct 7
I guess calling them honey is rooted in bee keeping
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The concept of calling your signifigant other "baby" is rooted in pedophilia idc
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This went in crazy directions…. 🤣🤣🤣. Call them colleague please
Chioma (@Merchimaaa) profile pictureChioma@MerchimaaaOct 7
I guess calling them honey is rooted in bee keeping
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Calypso@SayCalypsoOct 6
Me when a man I don’t like is telling me about his day
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