Kritikal

Fellas, either she's building with you or she's waiting on someone better.

Ladies, you want a man who leads but you ask three people before you follow.

Fellas, if she screenshots your texts to her friends, she's not asking for advice. She's building a case.

Ladies, you hate mixed signals until you're the one sending them.

Fellas, she always finds time for the people she actually wants.

If her ex was crazy, ask how many of them were crazy.

Ladies, you want a man who's loyal but you test him like he's guilty.

If she still has his hoodie, she still has his number.

Ladies, you can't want a man with money and a man with all day to text you.

Fellas, if she posts her ex's song and says it's just a vibe, it's a message.

You want a man who's honest but you can't even handle the truth.

Fellas, if she asks her friends before she asks you, you know where you stand.

Ladies, you want him to be open with his heart but you can't even be open with your phone.

Her phone isn't always on silent. It's only on silent when you're in the room.

Ladies, you want a man who texts first but then you don't even reply.

Fellas, if she lets you pay for everything but won't let you lead anything, you're a sponsor.

Ladies, a man who gets quiet around you isn't hiding. He's tired of explaining.

Fellas, if she gets jealous of a girl you never talked to, she's thinking about the guy she did.

Ladies, you say you want a man with a vision but you leave him before it's built.

Fellas, either she's proud to post you or she's protecting someone else's spot.