K. retweeted
OHMYGOD I DONT CARE THAT U FINALLY REALISED AFTER 60 YEARS THAT U CAN TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF A TWEET DIRECTLY FROM THE COPY LINK WHY IS MY WHOLE TL ABOUT IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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"Shortly after my wedding, I discovered that my husband had a micro-penis. We’d known each other for nearly three years, but decided to wait until marriage to have sex because we were both committed Christians.
I expected our sex life to begin after the wedding, but he kept making excuses and avoiding me.
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Bloody hell!
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang had another affair with an executive at the company, according to a report from The New York Times.
This is his second known affair, following his relationship with an alleged Chinese spy.
(nytimes.com/2026/11/11/techn…)
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K. retweeted
Things to remember about me:
- Loved at home
- Not dumb
- Not ugly
That should answer a lot of questions about my behaviour.
