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Steelers, Indiana University, 80s Hair Bands, Springsteen

Evansville, IN
Joined May 2009
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Raise your hand if you have NOT given Deshaun Watson a massage! 🙋‍♂️
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Mason McCormick is my new favorite Steeler and spirit animal.
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Mike McCarthy spent all of halftime in the blue medical tent after hurting his ankle on the sideline, per the CBS broadcast. #Steelers
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O-line is giving Rodgers time. Just no one open. Steelers receivers aren't winning against these Browns corners. #Steelers
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Mike Tomlin, save this defense. Mike Tomlin:
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Yes, Krakauer writes that when someone is raped in the US, more than 90% of the time the rapist gets away with it. That figure comes from studies showing at least 80% of rapes go unreported and only about 5% of forcible rapes are prosecuted (under 3% lead to jail time). In Missoula, of roughly 350 reported sexual assaults reviewed by the DOJ, prosecutors charged only 14.
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Nice of Joey Porter Jr to sit this one out 👍
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Its been 3,198 days since Jesse James caught that ball.
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This offense looks no different than last season right now. Like - exactly the same.
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The Pittsburgh Steelers have now gone 68-straight regular season games without scoring more than 7 first quarter points. #Steelers
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Its been 3,123 days since Jesse James caught that ball.
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A win 10 years in the making. Congratulations, @aubrybracco!! #Survivor #Survivor50
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If Coach came back to his confessional and said “I’m making all this shit up”, he would win me over. #Survivor
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Its been 3,008 days since Jesse James caught that ball.
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Rep. @tedlieu caught Pam Bondi lying under oath about there being "no evidence" that Trump committed a crime.* *Remember this legal lesson: when you have truth, argue truth -when you have evidence, argue evidence- when you have neither, pound the table real hard and yell.
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THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE
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“It shall be called the Super Bowl and will be a huge national event played deep into the night on Sunday when everyone must go into work on Monday.” “Why not play it on Saturday?” “Nobody knows.”
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He’s already gained more yards than the Patriots.
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Today’s American History Lesson: Puerto Rico has been part of the U.S. since 1898, and Puerto Ricans have been U.S. citizens since 1917 🇵🇷 🇺🇸 We’ve cheered many non-Americans at the #SuperBowl. Bad Bunny isn’t one of them. 🏈 🎤
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That one song by Bad Bunny is actually about breaking up with Dave Coulier.
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"You know how it is. If my aunt had male parts, she'd be my uncle.” Mike Tomlin doesn’t care about your hypotheticals
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