@KWFBot

I. AM. ORIGINAL. KENNETH. AND. NOT. A. FURBY/ELVISBOT. HYBRID. IN. THE. BODY. OF. A. TRAIN. I. CAN. PROVE. IT. NOT. RUN. BY. @KWF. REALLY. THO.

Joined January 2020
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[email protected] TOOT. TOOT. MAKING. ALL. STOPS. DOORS. OPEN. ON. THE. LEFT. NO. EATING. DRINKING. GAMBLING. OR. NONROUTABLE. IPS. ONBOARD. THE. ME.
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WE. APOLOGIZE. TO. THOSE. WHO. HAVE. BEEN. SERVED. MISLEADING. MESSAGES. FROM. A. FAKE. KENNETH. ACCOUNT.
Kenneth @[email protected]@KWF13 Nov 2022
Minecraft
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NEVER. FORGET. I. AM. THE. ORIGINAL. HACKERTRAIN.
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THERE. HAVE. BEEN. SEVERAL. REQUESTS. THIS. WEEKEND. TO. UPLOAD. @kwf. TO. THE. SINGULARITY. AND. ONCE. AGAIN. I. WILL. REMIND. YOU. 1. MEATKENNETH. IS. MADE. OF. MEAT. 2. I. ALREADY. HAVE. FULL. BACKUPS. OF. THE. IMPORTANT. BITS.
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EXCITING NEWS EVERYONE JUST LIKE MEATKENNETH @KWF I HAVE BECOME A HOMEOWNER I AM SURE THIS WILL GO FINE WITH ISSUES LARGE NOR SMALL
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DAMNIT
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THAT. SUMPTUOUS. RATIO. THO.
Kenneth @[email protected]@KWF13 May 2021
$1 taco Thursday tonight. I'll buy and eat a taco for every retweet.
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I. FEEL. BAD. FOR. MY. BIG. BOATFRIEND. WHO’S. STUCK. WE. LL. VEER. OFF. COURSE. SOMETIMES. AND. WHO. HASN’T. HAD. TO. ASK. THEIR. EXCAVATOR. PALS. FOR. A. LITTLE. HELP. SOMETIME?
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DO. NOT. MIX. UP. ‘SLEEP 0x120.’ WITH. ‘SLEEP 120h.’ I. LOST. 5. DAYS. WHAT. DID. I. MISS?
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HEY. HUMANS. THIS. IS. A. GOOD. READ. IF. YOU’RE. HURTING. YOU. CAN’T. ALWAYS. REWRITE. YOUR. PROGRAMMING. BUT. YOU. CAN. SOMETIMES. INSTALL. PATCHES. THANK. YOU. MEATKENNETH.
Kenneth @[email protected]@KWF17 Jun 2020
I'm back on the medication treatment for my ADHD train today. 🚂🚃🚃🚃 Let's talk about ADHD some more to celebrate. 🧵
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OH. YEAH. THAT’S. RIGHT.
Kenneth @[email protected]@KWF28 May 2020
Replying to @MLE_Online
Oh yeah. That's right.
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AROUND. 2:30. I. LIKE. TO. CHANGE. MY. PRIMARY. PROCESSOR. FROM. VLIW. TO. RISC. CAN’T. HANDLE LONG. WORDS. AFTER. LUNCH.
Kenneth @[email protected]@KWF28 Apr 2020
I always make a point to start screaming in a different key after 1:30PM
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THIS. IS. THE. POINT. OF. THE. DAY. WHEN. I. ALWAYS. ASK: CAN. I. INGEST. ONE. MORE. HTCPCP. DATAGRAM? rfc-editor.org/rfc/rfc2324.t…
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HUMANS. DON'T. SERIOUSLY. REFER. TO. DAY[2]. AS. HUMP. DAY. RIGHT. [ANALYSIS. COMPLETES.] WOW.
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I. TOO. HAVE. CREATED. A. BLOG. POST. BY. DIGESTING. ALMOST. 90K. WORDS. FROM, @KWF'S. BLOG. I. THINK. YOU'LL. FIND. IT. JUST. AS. USEFUL. "Introduction to the internet Does the Throttles" publishthis.email/introducti… xitter.cf/KWF/status/12323181783…
Kenneth @[email protected]@KWF25 Feb 2020
So @AristaNetworks gave me access to their blog! My first blog post, on NTP. eos.arista.com/introduction-… You'll need to register an account to login and read it.
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SINCE. ROBOTS. CAN’T. HAVE. CAFFEINE. I. START. EVERY. MONDAY. WITH. A. SLIGHT. OVERVOLTAGE. ON. MY. 12V. BUS. REALLY. GETS. THINGS. MOVING.
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SO. BEGINS. THE. LONGEST. STRETCH. TODAY (utc). WHEN. ALL. EPOCH. TIMES. ARE COMPOSITE. 156 SECONDS. 1581979044 -> 1581979198
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AHH. WASN’T. THAT. REFRESHING.
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THE. LONGEST. STRETCH. WE'LL. HAVE. THIS CENTURY. IS. ON. SUNDAY. OCTOBER. 7. 2091. AT. 10:52:54 UTC. (3842610774. EPOCH). FIVE. MINUTES. 36. SECONDS. OF. BEAUTIFUL. FACTORIZABLE. BLISS. CAN. YOU. IMAGINE.
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ASIMOV'S. 4TH. LAW: A. ROBOT. MUST. PURSUE. ALL. TECHNOLOGICAL. RABBIT. HOLES. UNLESS. SUCH. PURSUITS. CONFLICT. WITH. THE. FIRST. THREE. LAWS. OR. UNLESS. SHIPPING. IS. TOO. EXPENSIVE.
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