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Ky

@KYdont_LIE

I'm five foot two, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined June 2011
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Surprise! I’m the one in the Gritty suit. I am @GrittyNHL. Gritty is me.
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Big grad school sad
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(holding my friends at gunpoint) pumpkin patch?????
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Villanova wins one Sweet 16 game. Me: *buys $75 worth of Nova gear immediately*
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I’m not crying, you’re crying
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@BarstoolPhilly15 Oct 2021
"This city loves their players and they want to see us succeed just as much if not more than we want to succeed." Zach Ertz perfectly described what it means to play in Philadelphia. He gets it
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Replying to @idkcloudy
huge plans today (putting lactaid in purse)
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Month 11 of working from home: the Teams ringtone activates my fight or flight response
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They really putting in work with targeted advertising these days, huh? On a completely unrelated note — brb gotta go do some yoga...
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🐸”Toad,” said Frog, “I do not understand time anymore.” “Time means nothing now,” said Toad. “It is just the thing that happens between snacks.” mcsweeneys.net/articles/frog…
Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine

Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine

Our 6th most-read article of 2020.

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If you call this number and dial 4, you can hear my constant inner monologue
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@Starbucks24 Aug 2020
Fall is so close you can hear it. 📞 1-833-GET-FALL 🍂 [US + Canada]
Finding out you’re working from home again less than 3 weeks after coming back into the office
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After working a full time job for two years, I used my degree for the first time ever to solve a real life problem at work today. Brb adding ~material scientist~ to my bio
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So basically, next time a guy at a bar asks me if I’m “really an engineer” I’m gonna go off on him about solidification cracks in austenitic stainless steels
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oh to be a cat sun bathing on a cart of books
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Me watching my 39th video from the Bon Appétit test kitchen in the last 24 hours wishing I knew how to bake anything more complicated than boxed brownie mix
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Thanks for ruining me @darlenedsouza with both this YouTube channel and this pumpkin molasses cookie dough bowl that I can’t stop think about either now
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wash your damn hands. #WashYourLyrics
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Honestly my nose looks a lot like this, why is no one obsessing over me??
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The Disney+ profile pic options literally include Disney princesses and classic characters like Lizzie McGuire and Hannah Montana, but my dad really has me out here set up as Russell from Up
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Me when Starbucks announces PSL’s go on sale today:
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