@KaganTech

20 years in tech, a PhD, and your favorite digital Uncle (who just turned 25). Decoding complex tech & guiding the next generation.

 Xtra Inc.
kagan.tech
Joined June 2009
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There are wayyyyy too many beautiful women in the world for you to be fooling yourself over a poor Nigerian girl. Gentlemen, please don't be stupid.
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RT if your daddy can feed me and my family please.
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Ok my mentor. Anything you say.
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@seyedele14h
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Shut up abeg.
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How to know when you are growing…
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I need to make money mehn. 😭😭😭🙏🏽
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Tomorrow I will wear only the socks and bag and be walking around. If you see me naked outside, just accept it like that. Life will go on.
Kagan
@KaganTechOct 21
I tell person say I no get clothe to wear, I say send me clothe put socks and sell bag make I fit put my old clothes. Baba send me the bag and the socks. Text me say “I will have to refund you for the clothes”… What do I need the rest for if I still have no clothes manchi. Una too funny mehn! Worst part is he sent it and didn’t even bother informing me clothes won’t be coming. 🤣😭
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I tell person say I no get clothe to wear, I say send me clothe put socks and sell bag make I fit put my old clothes. Baba send me the bag and the socks. Text me say “I will have to refund you for the clothes”… What do I need the rest for if I still have no clothes manchi. Una too funny mehn! Worst part is he sent it and didn’t even bother informing me clothes won’t be coming. 🤣😭
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Sykeeeeee
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Everybody just Dey build and me I just Dey here Dey waste my life. God please now. When me sef go build. 😭😭😭
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RT if you can’t see this tweet. Like if the tweet saved you from misandrists.
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Watching "The Banker" again and I'm pissed again. Employees who do not know how to follow instructions will ruin what you built... And all of it started because he married a woman who started whispering jargons in his ears. 🤦🏽
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One confirmed Ebola case in Abuja. She's isolated. It's not airborne, and nobody can give it to you before their symptoms start. Fever after travel or contact with someone sick? Skip the chemist. Call NCDC 6232 first. And abeg, no salt water. Share to save lives
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I so much love and respect you my mentor @seyedele 🙏🏼
Kagan
@KaganTechOct 21
This is the appropriate way to find a mentor and maintain that relationship.
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This is the appropriate way to find a mentor and maintain that relationship.
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Lmaoooo you thought it was a joke? Adondie 🤣🤣🤣 ask anyone who knows me, I will buy you a new device on the spot and you will trash that e-waste in my presence. 💀
Coded Olopa 🥷🏽👨🏽‍💻@geraldokolo_DCOct 20
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Lmaooooo you mean this guy was deadass when he said meet him to replace your computer village E-Waste 😂🤣
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Just figured out why I was so lethargic all day… today is October 20. Rest in peace Oke and everyone else we lost. I’m so sorry 💔
Kagan
@KaganTechOct 20
Spent most of my day horizontal.
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I’m fully around 😂😂😂 I want the smoke. All of it!
KAPABLE (𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰 𝓢𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓖𝓸𝓭 )@_KapableOct 20
Ikeja Green Lantern dey Sue oooo
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The replies here are healing something in me. Such a useless brand making e-waste.
Kagan
@KaganTechOct 20
100,000 naira to the first person who can send a video reply of a damaged Ikeja Green Lantern product. Shouldn’t be that hard. Their products are always damaged. Your time starts now.
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Congratulations, check your DM.
Big Timi not the little one@bigtimixOct 20
Replying to @KaganTech
Hi kagan😭😂
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Going downstairs to pick up my burger, somebody please get this bag before I get back 😂
Kagan
@KaganTechOct 20
100,000 naira to the first person who can send a video reply of a damaged Ikeja Green Lantern product. Shouldn’t be that hard. Their products are always damaged. Your time starts now.
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