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Kenya
Joined December 2011
Like a compass that always points North, a tweep's accusing finger always finds car twitter
car twitter wanakuanga so quick to divert attention from the real issue...point is..it was a new car and it immediately had back to back issues and the franchise refused to be accountable..wachana na hawa..ni nani anaeza nunua gari iko na shida hizo zote? kwanza ikiwa mpya
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Interior CS Kipchumba Murkomen: Apparently, there were 67 workers at the site. One was injured, while the other 66 escaped unharmed. The shops in the basement and on the ground floor are also believed to have been occupied by about 11 people who are yet to be accounted for.
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I respectfully want to disagree; don’t blame the driver for issues the manufacturer created. Cars are designed to drive & function in a lot of extreme conditions, the problem is Mercedes, Subaru & Audi cheaped out on steering racks to save money thus created weak parts
That cheap underwash has now become an expensive mistake! After the client’s steering suddenly became stiff, our diagnosis revealed a faulty steering rack that now needs replacement. We’ll have to import a new rack, costing the client much more than expected. The lesson? Don’t compromise on the quality of your car care. Poor washing practices can potentially damage sensitive components, so always trust professionals who know how to handle your machine. Find us along Magadi rd Karen for professional diagnostics, servicing and automotive care. Your car deserves the best! Our number is 0708455455.
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I agree with you.
I respectfully want to disagree; don’t blame the driver for issues the manufacturer created. Cars are designed to drive & function in a lot of extreme conditions, the problem is Mercedes, Subaru & Audi cheaped out on steering racks to save money thus created weak parts
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On the issue of the faulty BMW that has shown boychild shege na over 700k loss.. I've always said, just buy cars you can afford and avoid a lot of problems. I have always warned guys against "kuset" na gari za loans coz everything becomes a struggle. Insurance, fuel, maintenance and God forbid the car gets some issues. Kama pesa yako imetosha ka demio au ka vitz mpya, heri ununue hiyo kuliko kutafuta German machine na hufiki bei coz you'll end up buying problems in the name of a car. BMW ni gari unanunua na unanua flatbed na unaweka mechanic on retainer. I know how good it feels to drive a BMW but some things are not worth it. Kuna siku itafika utanunua X6 zero milage but for now, kama huwezi.. cheza na Japan. Personally my insurance for the whole year is only sh 4,200 in my 40yr old nissan sunny b12 that can run with 1,000 errors. A lot of people tell me to "upgrade" nacheka tu. Nitoke insurance ya sh 4,200 nianze kulipa 60-120k? How? With the current price of fuel, usikue ata na haraka ya kununua gazzler. And avoid car financing as much as possible. Heri ununue Axio safi ya 800k to 1m than kujistress na payments. Many will disagree but character development itakunyorosha kwa gari huwezi afford wacha tu.
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My GAAAAAAAAADDD!!😳😳 My goodness, @wmnjoya! 🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️ An intellectual advancing a conspiracy theory about public health during an active epidemic across the region! 🫪😮‍💨 Your assertion that the US and Kenyan governments deliberately brought Ebola into Kenya is ABSURD, scientifically unsupported and VERY, VERY DANGEROUS! I have challenged your public health commentary before, including on HPV. And now Ebola? Since the outbreak began in May, more than 9,500 people have been infected in the DRC, and over 4,600 have died. We know that Bundibugyo virus causes a zoonotic disease. Scientists have established how Ebola viruses can pass from infected animals to humans and subsequently spread through direct contact with infected bodily fluids. We also have a documented travel history of the first confirmed case in Kenya, including the patient’s movement from the DRC through Uganda to Nairobi. What scientific evidence do you have that the US and Kenyan governments deliberately introduced Ebola into Kenya?😳 I am certainly no defender of the US government, and I have consistently called for accountability from Kenya’s Ministry of Health. But there is a fundamental difference between demanding and inventing explanations for disease transmission without evidence. Criticise governments all you want. I certainly do. But when discussing infectious diseases, especially during an active outbreak, let those with expertise the way yours is in education lead and speak! 🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️
Let's be clear: Ebola did not "spread" to Kenya. The US and Kenya governments BROUGHT Ebola to Kenya, the US out of racist contempt for Africans, and Kenya out of twisted desire to prove to massa that it can meet "international standards" of disease response, and out of its evil greed for US dollars.
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Nairobi is too chaotic. Matatus and Bodabodas and Cyclists are such a menace! There are so many traffic violations in this short clip. And all infront of traffic officers! We need a hard reset bana! – at Nairobi, Kenya
These 2 wheelers! What a stupid accident.
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I have really struggled to understand why she has gone viral. But Mungu akiamua ameamua. – at Nairobi, Kenya
Quick fire with Aisha Saringe, the viral video model behind Bien’s banger “ I’ll Be Okay” #I’llbeokay
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Many parastatals/GOEs are technically insolvent. – at Nairobi, Kenya
UON Going down? The University of Nairobi has been declared technically insolvent. Debt: Over Sh20 BILLION - the highest of any public university in Kenya. Here's a breakdown:
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Electric doors on the new 7 series is peak clowning. – at Nairobi, Kenya
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This nonsense needs to end bana.
The building was still under construction. However, a number of shops were operating on the ground and first floors, while the basement was being used as parking by people working in the surrounding area
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The building was still under construction. However, a number of shops were operating on the ground and first floors, while the basement was being used as parking by people working in the surrounding area
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Mbabz retweeted
With what certificate of occupation? Can we be serious as a city? @SakajaJohnson
The building was still under construction. However, a number of shops were operating on the ground and first floors, while the basement was being used as parking by people working in the surrounding area
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Nairobi Regional Police Commander Issa Mohamud: The public around here have given us a headache today... we had to use teargas to disperse them. We don't need to do that. People should go home. Give people who are mandated to do the job space.
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FOR SALE 🔥 2022 Toyota Hilux GR Sport, fresh import Just 2,015 km at inspection. Auction grade 4.5A. Clearing the port by next weekend, so get in early. KES 6.5M DM if interested – at Nairobi, Kenya
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• Auction sheet available • QISJ certificate available • Grade 4.5A – at Nairobi, Kenya
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FOR SALE 🚙 2021 Toyota Prado J150, KDT One owner, bought at zero mileage in 2022 and serviced only at CFAO since. Full maintenance record available. 54k km on the clock. KES 7.7M O.N.O. DM if interested
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• Avant-garde Bronze • 7-seater • Diesel, manual • Local assembly • Ex-red plate. GoK spec.
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FOR SALE 🔥 Built 2016 VW Golf R MK7 Big turbo, AP Racing brakes, forged wheels, full-colour PPF and the MK7.5 facelift look. KES 3M O.N.O. Full spec below 👇 Call +254 757 942188 – at Nairobi, Kenya
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AP Racing 4-pot brakes, slotted discs • Brand-new URBANLUGS forged wheels on brand-new Toyo tyres • Full-colour PPF • Billet oil pan + upgraded sump guard • Serviced with a full Liqui Moly kit – at Nairobi, Kenya
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Exterior aero kit • MK7.5 front bumper • Aftermarket MK7.5 Matrix LED headlights – at Nairobi, Kenya
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