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I post dumb stuff

Somewhere in Texas
Joined April 2020
Been having fun lately
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Replying to @notnokino
@notnokino owes me 9600 dollars btw lol
Pugi owns me 160 bucks
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sorry I had to make this edit
just fainted for the second time ever playing melee, AMA (Won game 5 last stock vs SluG for Top 16)
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rm8 nonstop
Mkleo has 231 events, so rm8 has 9x as many as Leo. Sonix is around 550 events so rm8 is almost 4x Sonix. The game is also about 2400 days old so his 2000 events is close to participating in a tournament a day on average
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Yo también me puse triste cuando Messi perdió la final ante Alemania o las dos finales ante Chile. Incluso lo entendí cuando salió a denunciar un complot a favor de Brasil. Pero cuando las ayudas fueron para su lado, cuando Argentina recibía penales regalados y expulsaban a sus rivales, él hizo la vista a un lado y decidió callar. No me alegra que termine llorando al volver a perder una final, pero, lamentablemente, es el final que se merece quien se entrega a la corrupción. Lo siento, Messi, pero tú decidiste estar de ese lado y a quien hierro mata a hierro muere, como diría mi abuelita.
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🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: Se acaba de revelar una película de 40 minutos con todos los robos de Argentina. Es un escándalo Mundial.
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الارجنتين بدون بلنتي او طرد للخصم
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الدقيقة 80 وأسبانيا 1-0 ، ميسي يتحول جناح يمين - أول شيء يشوفه إذا استلم الكوره :
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Exposing Pessi in the every tournament he has played. My god, how can Pessians call him the goat when he is literally nobody in the major competitions without daddy infantino 😭.
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Kazansan da Kaybetsen de Mirasın lekeleşti Tüm Dünya bunu biliyor
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0 - Argentina are the first ever team to fail to have a single shot in 90 minutes in a FIFA World Cup final. Blanks.
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Now I can finally use this after waiting for weeks😭😭
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Debe ser horrible no tener Twitter en época de mundial.
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🚨ARGENTINA HAD 0 SHOTS ON GOAL TILL THE 120TH MINUTES THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE ARGENTINA SCAMMED THEIR WAY INTO THE FINALS WITHOUT PLAYING A SINGLE TOP 15 TEAM TILL THE SEMI FINALS AND EVEN ROBBING THE SMALLER NATIONS SPAIN EXPOSED ARGENTINA FOR WHAT THEY ARE😤
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ENZO FERNÁNDEZ RED CARD
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Ngl, this is probably the most satisfying moment of the World Cup😭 teapaw.org/6l8_world_cup8/status/…
Brings me so much joy seeing enzo red card
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😳😂🤣🤣🤣
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数年ぶりに身内とデデデランで遊んだけど全員バカすぎるこれ
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Me: “hey siri call my friends” 🤖no “friends” detected🤖 Me: sorry i meant “tools” 🤖calling…🤖
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