@KandyPure02

Live. Laugh. Love.

 Malawi
Joined January 2017
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Good Morning Allow me to properly introduce myself Karen Tadala Tembo Bachelor of Science in Food Science and Technology (LUANAR, Malawi 🇲🇼) Master of Science in Resource Utilization and Plant Nutrition (CAU, China 🇨🇳) It’s two degrees hotter in here
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Yenze Nagawa.@AngellaMumbejjaOct 26
I know Entebbe International Airport is in the absolute gutters, but Kamuzu International Airport? Oh, I have discovered a new circle of airport hell.
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Next of Kin@naferene_16h
This comes right after we were being told that they are doing an exercise that wants to show who owns what land? Ife zisilu kuti tizikhulupilila?
Chemicals@achemicals917h
Koma dziko lino ma hackers atipanikiza osati sewero
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Apparently it's been like that for 5 years 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nhlane@TMishe17h
Replying to @KandyPure02
Awuzeni Sali ready kukhala landlord
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Duma Duma@Vedas__18h
Replying to @Zawizo @Beniatto
We are not losing the formula 🙏🏾
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Akuti 10 months and this is the house
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House for rent in Area 15 Koma ati 8 months payment upfront ehhhh
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jaakev_madness
@JaakevMadnessOct 26
Kasongo wanga uyu 😅
Joe_ikon@JoeikonofficalOct 26
I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me
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Vonn
@itsthewealth4meOct 26
Please do not do this..
𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒆 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂 ﾒ૦@afterhoursdreaOct 26
coworker connected her phone to the work computer so she can text without pulling out her phone now she clearing out her desk
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Iyke
@currentiykeJun 22
Salt. Water. Sugar.
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Ofunika azaluzenso mochititsa manyazi
NationOnline@NationOnlineMw23h
Today's Front Page mwnation.com/epaper
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Jerome Chisikwa@JeromeChisikwaOct 26
One other reason women’s football in Malawi will continue to thrive is that the girls have great role models in Temwa and Tabitha Chawinga. The men’s side does not have proper role models. The men’s team is riddled with players who love sneaking prostitutes into the Flames camp.
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chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTVOct 26
no joke you might have saved his life
Rhine Stoned Cowboy@BisqueBoiOct 26
Gen Z coworker was telling me about how he wants to get into sports betting and I was like “Just remember, they don’t pay for all those commercials because people win all the time” and I think I accidentally blew his mind he looks down and was like “Woah… yeah… huh…”
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🇵🇸🍉@californiabarbyOct 27
She’s not wrong and I think North is old enough to understand that you do what mom wants to do on her birthday, not what you want her to want to do. It’s a good lesson bc even in adulthood ppl make others’ bdays about what gestures make them as the gift-giver look or feel good.
Darker Sinner
@anura72823Oct 26
KIM KARDASHIAN on her Birthday..!😂😂😂
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Africa Facts Zone
@AfricaFactsZoneOct 26
Malawi's Temwa Chaŵinga becomes the first African woman to reach the Top Ten of the Ballon d'Or Rankings. She was the Top Scorer at the WAFCON. She emerged as the MVP in the National Women's Soccer League in USA in 2024 and 2025. She won the NWSL Golden Boot in 2024 and 2025.
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I'd rather walk
African King👑🇲🇼@King4thNovOct 26
Black Market mpaka 150K for 5 litres? Mutimaliza eeh😭
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MUFASA👑🦁@Comfort_JardenOct 26
Replying to @chilembwe_jnr @lbjoza
Ti anthu topanda nzeru ngati sanapite ku school 🚮 I am educated but ill never downsize those that never went far with school
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Ballon d'Or
@ballondorOct 26
They are our ten finalists for the 2026 Women’s Ballon d’Or… who you got? 🇲🇼 Temwa Chawinga 🇭🇹 Melchie Dumornay 🇳🇴 Caroline Graham Hansen 🇪🇸 Patri Guijarro 🇩🇰 Pernille Harder 🇵🇱 Ewa Pajor 🇪🇸 Clàudia Pina 🇪🇸 Alexia Putellas 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Alessia Russo 🇯🇲 Khadija Shaw Follow the ceremony live on Ballondor.com, with analysis and data from the London Palladium! #ballondor

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Frame 2 China
动物园园长
@weiyux2021Oct 26
猜猜哪个是中国，哪个是日本？
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Manuelix99@Manuelix9Oct 26
you’d think South Africans never set foot outside their country.
Calcetín Letal
@CalcetinLetalOct 25
🌏Asia's largest African immigrant group, country by country:
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Wednesday titha kulinkana kuyi runner dancehall mene ukufunila Sikuti ndikufuna ndiku scamme Koma busy ndili nayo ndiyowinila Looks ngati ukufuna akutame nde ndizikudya ngati ndikutsinila
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Introvert 🎲🥏
@hintroverttOct 26
I once got arrested because of a post I made on this app. I thought I was smart, but these people were actually smarter than me 😭 They didn’t even track me. It all started with a dm.Someone DM’d me and asked me to send my rate card for promotion. I sent it, and the next day, they reached out again with an invoice, didn’t even argue about the price. Instead, they told me it was going to be a long-term partnership, not the normal per-post or monthly gig. I was so happy because that was a lot of money. They asked me to drop my account details, which I did. When it was time to pay, they told me the company would make the payment directly and that I should wait. Two days later, they reached out again and said
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